“Whoa Tone.. You saying this guy got whacked by a plumber?”

2024 has been such a good year for music

*Kendrick

technology can't solve nazis? explain this:

White elephant shenanigans

this is a great opportunity to put a forward thinking, fresh-faced and vibrant 75 year old in the senate

Mine was [.=./] for a lawnmower

I’m in a spending mood

(I’m drunk)

It’s 2023. Grow up and turn on read receipts.

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

Or those that never learned to roll their Rs

When 12 beers deep on the river

We can’t act like Hunter Biden doesn’t have main character energy