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Recession Pop 😭😭😭

II JOE II ELLA

BeyHive, we can sleep in tomorrow. Insurrection cancelled.

Ran into my neighbors this morning while getting onto the elevator with suitcases.

Me: Where are you heading?

Them: Vegas

Me: Oh fun!! Feeling lucky?

Them: It’s for a funeral

Guys I don’t know if MomTok can survive this

a historical landmark

Two kinds of energies at my party

I host a New Year’s party every year. No going out, everyone comes to me, immediate access to my bed at 12:01am. Perfection.

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

Made chili, ate chili

I can’t believe that Beyoncé got the NFL to reschedule the Super Bowl to Christmas Day

i’m glad we can all agree that Beyoncé is the greatest performer ever

Maybe next time he’ll think before he skeets

Holiday party szn

I deserve Taco Bell tonight

best day ever

Not pictured: the pitcher of martinis we drank

snowball fight?

Just a reminder that Thanksgiving week follows airport rules:

1. Drink whenever you want
2. Calories don’t count
3. Sweatpants are formal

when he asks at the end of the night if i’ve held space in my stomach for Taco Bell

The worst part about Wicked was having to get on an MTA train after it ended instead of this bad bitch

Ah yes wrestling, a sport famously known for its safety record on head injuries.

I would really like the NYC subway tracks to stop catching fire every day I have things to do, places to be, etc.

No thoughts, just Nelly

Hang this in the Louvre

Finally, a chronological timeline again

Where are all my Bluesky gays at?

I’ve forgotten how bad Grindr is as an app in general