He’s also clearly going to spend the rest of his life figuring out how to not die and then he’ll just definitely die. Like, at least Musk and Trump are channelling their own crises of mortality into symbolically interesting pursuits.
I love how that anti-ageing billionaire looks like someone who is in their forties. He’s spent hundreds of millions of dollars to look like my line manager
My electric, gas & water bills have gone up since Labour took power. commute is about to become more expensive, weekly food shop is more expensive. all ministerial departments have been told to find cuts. The charity I work for has had funding cut overnight. Rent is likely to go up again this summer
President of the united states.
A perfect song that cannot be improved in any way.
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Third option needed: too smart to actually do anything
Keir Starmer may be channelling thatcher now, but he’ll pivot left once he’s in power. You idiots. You fools.
Had no idea that the palisades fire still hasn’t been fully contained lol
Tbf it’s so hard to cry in Welsh
You’re in the wrong WhatsApp groups
Oh my god the traitors. What a show. The BBC has no right coming up with this.
Little Palestinian boy, 8 years old talking about losing his family, his translation dubbed over by a deep voiced man with a thick accent?
Traitors is the only thing I’ve ever watched live that wasn’t sport in like 10 years. Means I’m now actually catching BBC news at 10 unfiltered by accident and I’ve become an old man who shouts at the TV.
5 hours behind
Also sharks weren’t invented until the 1970s. What the fuck are they doing in the colosseum?
Currently watching the greatest film of all time (Muriel’s wedding)
“I’d like to go back to the height of the British empire, when we became wealthy.”
You would invariably have been poor, had no rights, lived in squalor or maybe if lucky have been press ganged into freezing to death in crimea.
Going into school in the morning and everyone had watched the same TV show the night before, like Spooks or Hustle or Judge John Deed or something. Proper vibes. Something to talk about before the teacher comes in.
Don’t you dare turn away from the Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis
I have never in my life clicked on a story with such urgency and expectation.
Yeah and I can’t see Herbalife reaching the final of a World Cup tbf
There are more Herbalife distributors in the world than there are Croatians
If you don’t have to do anything the next day 6 pints is absolutely incredible. You feel like an absolute champion and sexy to boot.
Bluesky? More like ‘dark at 4pm sky’ amirite?
Ffs how are you suppose to post without clout?
Still don’t fully understand this place. Is it like Methadone for twitter addicts?
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