No

Oh my god whyyy

WHY IS HE A PINEAPPLE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes

I'm high ama

Me when bowser

Super Mario's Nintendo Switch 2 Editions | Roxie's Ramblings YouTube video by RoxieProxy

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While I work on the next episode of RoxieProxy, here's a quick rambling in which I follow up on my uploads in 2025 by reviewing their Nintendo Switch 2 Editions. Lmk what y'all think of this new series (it's like Scott's Stash but more transgender)

BOWSER IS BI

Woag

What's all dis then?

This is so scary?

This looks so scary

What is 67?

You're so high lmaooo

- settle with buying a used PS5 Pro to be shipped to us and luckily that went through but holy shit that was annoying. I honestly think Gamestop didn't prepare for so many people to jump on that trade-in deal before the PS5 Pro price hike on Wednesday

-also sold out in-store so we had to leave and order one from a gamestop that was one hour from us but they had to cancel it because someone came in and bought it before they could grab it for out pick up order so today we had to-

So my gf and I traded in our base PS5, which I'd had since launch, and a bunch of games so we could upgrade to the PS5 Pro. However, after we finished the trade-in, the guy was going to order one for us online to be shipped to our house, but they were sold out, and they were-

Enough time has passed

Chudwig

Trans people: I'm trans

Society: ok

Ludwig in New Super Mario Bros U:

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

My shipment of Mario Tennis Fever is ahead of schedule 🥹

I wiiishh I could be there 🙄

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You guys like my island name on animal crossing?

No! You WILL use ai and you will LIKE it!

Freaky

Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2 Characters: Lubba

NINTENDO TODAY IS FINALLY PEAK