He might have a point with that one. I’m told you can fund a whole tour by flogging Stan Getz covers these days. Something must change

I call up the solicitor, who I pay thousands of pounds, to get them to call the agent, who I pay thousands of pounds. Everyone sends some emails. I call them both again

UK nuclear safety rules to be relaxed to speed up new power plants Ministers will pledge to cut ‘needless bureaucracy’ after a review found excessive caution and inconsistent regulation were delaying nuclear energy projects

I’m just an ordinary guy here, but I tend to think “risk aversion” is a good thing when you’re building nuclear power plants considering, you know, Chernobyl

www.thetimes.com/article/f9d9...

ME, A DOTING FATHER: I love you

3 YEAR OLD: You don’t smell good. You need a bath

Happy to hear that Steph - congratulations!

Congratulations Ben!

When people ask me, a member of the class of ‘09, why I talk so much about revenge

Looks positively harmonious compared to my house sir

It’s my first day back at work and there are rainbows sprouting out of Westminster 🌈

Don’t worry about 2025 folks, it’ll be grand

Oh god. I hate “piece” so much

Thanks Awil!

Hi Awil! It's Tom here, formerly of Cast From Clay. Can I be part of this?