Holy smokes did somebody remaster this? I haven't seen this in *decades*

Ah, this problem. A new hire came to me very proud of getting the AI to burp up a technically correct, functioning solution to a problem they were working on. I had to gently tell them that, despite being technically correct, no tester on Earth would let somebody *ship* that solution.

This is one of the realities waiting behind the "Trump sub-30 approval" door

I'm still not sure why Zelda needed a movie but it should look like that

I would need a skateboard to keep up with his regular walking pace

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

The ACM (Association for Computing Machines) programming code of ethics: No autonomous death machines
Palantir: We made the Autonomous Death Machines from the ACM's programming code of ethics

30-33 is where the fuse ignites; sub-30 is where the explosion happens

They should consider finishing the wars already on their plate before picking a fight with NATO, maybe

What constitutes a Korean cucumber salad? I've only ever had the German variation

It's not a precise measure but sometimes I think of it in Batman Units. Bruce Wayne's net worth is estimated to be something like $4-6 billion. That would make Zuckerberg worth something like 40-60 Batmans.

How many measuring tapes does it take, I wonder

Farewell and adieu, to you being able to afford stuff

Maybe Monty is looking at the ghost

Rockefeller used to have dinner parties with a trough of sand running through the middle of the table in which you could unearth precious gems

Bad vibes coding

Shorter Kash Patel (if that's even possible): Please don't fire me

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

That's not even a good post! "I'm going to post a name at you; triggered much?" Triggered my block finger, maybe

I think there's a difference between knowing *the* business and knowing *business* - your Director of Goofing Off started as a programmer; your President of Goofing Off may well have been hired from Papa John's

RDJ's turn as Strauss in Oppenheimer convinced me that he has a villain mode, but it will be a real challenge for him to try and reconcile a very small man consumed by envy with the smothering theatricality of a dude like Doom. I hope the script is there to meet him.

Mark Hamill posted this a while back and I was wondering how much coffee (or stronger) he needed to get this excited

Can you ever convince the Lathe to produce good news or is this its only setting

Hillary Clinton was where I said "what" out loud

The most successful programmers here will be very good architects who ingest code quickly enough to be able to tell when Claude is getting throttled and they need to do it themselves.

TBF that's probably when he's getting to bed

There was a cutscene fairly early on where I was waiting for Hugh to be bitter and mean to Diana and it just...didn't happen. We skipped straight to the "way to go, kiddo" part. It felt borderline audacious to be playing as a well-adjusted dude lol

I really miss Bill Burns and the spooklomats

Karp also seems like a guy who would not pass the security clearance drug test

You get some of this internally where some exec read a book and suddenly the entire HR alignment for this year is centered on What That Exec Learned From That Book, but that stuff isn't supposed to escape containment like this