King in Yellow: No no, go over there and open that door, it leads into a place you need to be
Me: When are you going to start paying rent
Posts by ThisisNalkan
Me: I'm imagining these landscapes quite possibly, what do you think of that?
King in Yellow(haunting me): If you don't run ttrpgs in my name forever I'm going to hit you with a car
Christopher Columbus arriving in the America's proclaiming it to be under spanish rule
Fantasy Adventurers: “You see, goblins worship an evil God so it’s okay to kill them and take their Gold! I love the Glory of adventuring!”
fucked up
“Please! Won’t anyone love me! I’m alone! Please! Please I can’t take it anymore! I’ll do anything! Just don’t leave me alone! I’ll shut up! I won’t talk! I know that freaks people out! I’ll be a good toaster! You won’t even have to think of me! Just please love me!”
-Krups the Toaster circa 2006
Toaster
Fucking love worldbuilding. I’ll be able to make one of the most deeply melancholic being in existence. Filled with a history of abuse and isolation, with a deep desire to be loved and needed that it drives them to violence against others and yet they’ll literally look like this. Fucking awesome
Oh great city of Carcosa! How I miss you Carcosa! I long for the embrace of my king so that I may return to Great Carcosa!
Map of KOSMOS, a Disco Elysium inspired visual novel I've been slowly working on with some of my friends. Here's a map of all of the Isoletes, each surrounded by a vast field of darkness, which is only kept at bay by the suns that light their skies and banish the shadows.
"Pope Francis, Head of the Catholic Church, O5-1 of the SCP Foundation, has died."
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/requiem-aete...
I will write O5-5, O5-8, and O5-9(post transition) from the tale we just wrote having lesbian sex and then post it onto the wiki
This is true, I will 100% commit to this should it happen. You all have until Christmas. Tick tock.
Kills you for your lottery ticket only to find a certificate of sex: “what the hell…”
Will no honest man think of the poor, poor parakeet?
wowza
I wish I could have put more, but sadly there was a world limit, I would have written so, so much more if I could have because I will never be able to pay back the abject good Undertale has done for my life. Thank you, Toby Fox, for this video game and all it is associated with
Trinities… I love trinities…
These broke ass bums
I met god and she’s a giant fuck off house sorry if you had to learn this way
This is the same project as the sociopolitical implications of toy story project btw
I made a meme but then I realized like 10 people total could understand this but have it anyways
I should clarify the world specifically not the actual video game disco elysium
Disco Elysium was made by primarily one guy and so was middle earth you just gotta lock in Zoe
we don't have serial killers anymore, because of paradox interactive
Me playing Deltarune: GASTER YOU CRYPTIC PIECE OF SHIT WHEN I FIND YOU
Gaster: I hope they like my video game :)
Deltarune Today
Deltarune tomorrow
Happy pride :)
No I don’t feel wtf were you talking about 4 am Nalkan
Wtf was I cooking