I hope the last tyrannosaurus and the last triceratops were able to put aside their differences at the end.

Teenage turtles can play with ooze in the sewer and become mutant ninjas, but when I do it all I get is Legionnaires disease? Cool world!!!

Can you tell me what's over there?

A real magician never reveals his rabbit

Eating a plate of onions in my hovel.

(Seeing a cigarette butt in the woods) A squirrel was on break here

Caught with my hind end in the cookie jar

A huge bird told me

Don't trouble yourself with how many people it takes to screw in a lightbulb. Building maintenance will take care of it

An "arctic blast" killed my whole expedition but ok call your toothpaste that

Watercolour painting of a fairy wren

These superb little guys are in danger of extinction now 😭

Not that impressive when someone pulls a rabbit out of an empty hat. It's obviously just a magic hat

Tired: Stockholm syndrome
Wired: Hosteoporosis

despite it all I persevere.

Yes

If I was plucked from the lake by an osprey I wouldn’t flap around like the other fish. I’d calmly accept my fate

(Dapping up my formless buddy) Looking boundless my g

gm☕

Funny bumping into you in this endless hedge maze

I refuse to accept that your husband ˢⁿⁱᵛᵉˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ˡᵘᵏᵉ has been accepted into The Gilded Hall of Heroes. Are you sure it wasn’t a burrow or small crevice

Bro your enix... it's square

they see me rollin
and rollin
and rollin
and rollin
and

I've slipped and fallen down an embankment

Bird watching is so compelling because you get to see various bird behaviours which can delight and amaze

picture of a smiling star wearing a nightcap the text reads “the getting ready for bedtime star. put this star in your post when you’re feeling sleepy, so that your buddies know you’re gonna head to bed soon”

Magicians should tell you how they did all that wonderous shit up there

Hey wonders, "never cease" why don't ya

if a tree wants to fly away that’s fine we shouldn’t try to strap it down

Riddle my this

- from the family of fine My This products

My cursed item knows just what to whisper to me.

thats right general. a sort of "superb man" has been living amongst us undetected, performing feats and actions.