Not that impressive when someone pulls a rabbit out of an empty hat. It's obviously just a magic hat

Tired: Stockholm syndrome
Wired: Hosteoporosis

despite it all I persevere.

Yes

If I was plucked from the lake by an osprey I wouldn’t flap around like the other fish. I’d calmly accept my fate

(Dapping up my formless buddy) Looking boundless my g

gm☕

Funny bumping into you in this endless hedge maze

I refuse to accept that your husband ˢⁿⁱᵛᵉˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ˡᵘᵏᵉ has been accepted into The Gilded Hall of Heroes. Are you sure it wasn’t a burrow or small crevice

Bro your enix... it's square

they see me rollin
and rollin
and rollin
and rollin
and

I've slipped and fallen down an embankment

Bird watching is so compelling because you get to see various bird behaviours which can delight and amaze

picture of a smiling star wearing a nightcap the text reads “the getting ready for bedtime star. put this star in your post when you’re feeling sleepy, so that your buddies know you’re gonna head to bed soon”

Magicians should tell you how they did all that wonderous shit up there

Hey wonders, "never cease" why don't ya

if a tree wants to fly away that’s fine we shouldn’t try to strap it down

Riddle my this

- from the family of fine My This products

My cursed item knows just what to whisper to me.

thats right general. a sort of "superb man" has been living amongst us undetected, performing feats and actions.

if the city ever gets breached catch me ascending the high tower in my best plummeting robes

Go to the dungeon and kill all evil beings within

Just bet my bottom dollar. Pay close attention to the sun tomorrow

Hiring a goblin saboteur on linkedin

Sorry about my friend he’s been living off nutrient poor fine grained sediment for years

sorry boss, can't today. feeling weird. yep, that's right. the heebie jeebies. i hear it's going round

Not now I’m realming

Wow. Loose

(Seeing a guy walk into a bank with a gun) He's trying to shoot all the money

Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania

I found where they’re conserving you

The geometric precision of the ancient Egyptian pyramids is some of the earliest known evidence of nerds.