hes frasier crane and im voting for him because hes frasier. hes the crane. he knows

the mineral

gay frasier

get attached to things. be like fire. polish a brick until it becomes a mirror. attempt to satisfy your desires above all else. get fucked up on drugs and liquor. kill bugs for fun. flee from suffering. if you meet the buddha on the road, kiss him square on the lips

By God, Niles! That's Eddie the Dog's music!

i love big wet asses

jigsaw: would you like to play a game
frasier: ooh, delightful. chess, perhaps?
jigsaw: im going to kill you with a hook
frasier: oh dear, i'm not familiar with that one

when enraged, frasier will activate a countdown indicated by the glow around his body. once this glow reaches its maximum brightness, he will explode and cause a party wipe. to avoid this, find the orbs scattered throughout his apartment and dunk them into his antique gravy boat

frasier: why niles, i do believe i've beaten you yet again.
niles: not so fast, frasier. my trust in my beyblade will help me through! kiyaaaaaaaaaaaa

dapheny become terf. frasier tries bubble tea. nils bad haircut

caller, it seems to me that you wack, you twisted, your girl's a ho, you broke, the kid ain't yours and everybody know

frasiers' "freudian slip" move is an effective means of punishing opponents who block his 'fraser punch' at midrange

Frasier is in the hospital with advanced pornsickness

Frasier: Well Niles, how was your date last night?

Niles: She corrected the waiter at Chez Henri when he asked "for the lady?" Apparently her pronouns are "they/them." I've never been more humiliated.

Martin: I killed a lot of kids on the force. I liked it

When Niles is bitten by a tick while gardening, Frasier hosts a benefit for chronic Lyme — but Marty lands him in hot water when he loudly proclaims there’s no such thing. Niles insists on aggressive antibiotic treatment against his doctor’s (Dennis Farina) recommendations and dies

FRASIER CRANE TO APPEAR IN NEXT SMASH BROTHERS GAME. NILES CRANE ECHO FIGHTER