i'm so so close to done and most days i get at least one ok episode 😭

genuinely awful garbage

a WHAT jury

Tragic Poet: "buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf

voyager's barclay dick stroking arc is the worst star trek maybe ever

louse : lice :: lousy : licentious ::: mouse : mice :: mousey : micentious

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gl 😞💜

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

worst i've slept in a long time :/

music..

music :)

nangle..

REAL 🗣🗣🗣

right before your egg cracks, you might get this urge to start wearing collared shirts, follow it, it's your body telling you to wear a blouse

Garlic is Magic

schlietzsche.. his other two names would stay the same..

this implies the existence of marx's wario georg schlarx

honestly very funny that we have both Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel and Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel, like a fucking Wario version

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

it feels kinda shamelessly self-serving when a politician goes and reads to schoolchildren. like they already have a teacher, how does this help them

Bleed YouTube video by Gouge Away - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMQy...

pittsburgh in spring :3

Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor

"the smart way or the fart way it is" - yoda

they said for bottom surgery i have to see a yuriologist?? like i don't understand lesbianism?? 🙄

y'all ain't ready for the Schellingian Century

(p-zombie voice) good morning!

CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger