Wistfully remembering the days when the ceo all the tech bros idolized was just a perfectionist asshole instead of a fascist

We gotta throw our computers into the ocean

Why am I on this right now you ask?

I drinky

WAS GOING TO KILL THE ONLY SON OF HIS SISTER AND HIS BEST FRIEND

nah

Last Jedi is pretty good

BUT

I AM GOING TO BE MAD FOREVER THAT LUKE WAS GOING TO KILL BEN

LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER, WHO STOOD IN THE EMPEROR'S THRONE ROOM AND LOOKED INTO THE SHINY BLACK METAL FACE OF DARTH VADER AND SAID "I KNOW THERE IS STILL GOOD IN YOU"

AND WAS PROVEN RIGHT

Palpatine saying that thing he says to Anakin before Anakin kills Dooku in episode 3 dot jpg

Guy in the waiting room at the vet is trying to sell some other guy on some "holistic healing" doctor for his dog

Did not realize these fuckers were also trying to say that dogs get cancer because of processed foods or whatever. I wish *redacted* upon these evil ghouls

Thinkin about Myst

When I was 10 or 11 for my birthday my uncle gave me a copy of The Chocolate War

Just thought about how good it feels to hear Tribute to Troy for the first time in a season in front of Heritage Hall. No matter how good or bad the team is or who the coach is that is something they can never take away from me.

The really used the boil the oceans machine to create a "hire the fans" filter. And then did a literal "am I out of touch? No it's the children who are wrong". Having too much money just melts your brain I guess.

We destroyed their entire military. Also it's easy for them to send drones and missiles and places mines. I am very smart and understand how things work

here lies ozymandius. he sucked ass at ps2. he could not beat the cerberus in DMC3 and he snapped his controller in half

Imagine if the Bene Gesserit were like "our plans are measured in centuries" but then the first time they tried to create the Kwisatz Haderach and it didn't work they fired a bunch of people and crippled their organization's ability to create the Kwisatz Haderach

ANYWAY

Jen Cohen has been doing a good job I think. We hired a GM and are embracing NIL. She hasn't hired many coaches yet so we'll see. I do not want Kalen deboer so if she passes that test when it comes I'll feel great about her as AD

But also we don't have nd on the schedule. So that's -100 points

If lou holtz was any public figure besides a football coach with his same opinions and same public advocacy most of the people saying nice stuff about him wouldn't skip a beat in saying rest in piss asshole.

So anyway, rest in piss asshole.

Super Mario galaxy movie style logo with the opening text from Master and Commander:the Far Side of the World: April - 1805 Napoleon is master of Europe Only the British fleet stands before him Oceans are now battlefields

Super Mario galaxy movie style logo that says teenage mutant ninja turtles

Worried that they're going to turn Gecqua into yet another weird lanky water starter final evo. Big fan of Pombon and Browt though

kill all fake lovers

Hockey is crazy

USA #1 baby

USC went on a renaming spree a few years ago and I *believe* all the buildings named after eugenicists got new names

Give Michael Dickson the mvp

Fuck yeah Uchenna that's my fucking guy

Get Kenneth Walker a touchdown. He's carried this offense on his back get him one

Don’t worry man I’m sure nobody saw you get your shit rocked by Sam Darnold

Sam Darnold my goat

Banjo Three-ie

Lucy totally won't pull the football this time bro. She'll let me kick it for sure don't worry. I know but this time will be different she's going to hold the football there and I'm going to kick it

previews for commercials is crazy. And I'm not talking about teasers for movie trailers. Those are fine. But previews for a pepsi ad is fucked up