Now I want to write the book... but it can't be too derivative of The Thrilling Adventure Hour's time traveling Amelia Earheart 🤔

Making tea, listening to a slight noise on the breeze that sounds like an ALERT from the Emergency Broadcast System, This is not a test, idly musing over These Dark Days. Go to sit down with the tea, glance at a text from Sally Beauty: "Last reminder before it's too late!"
You get it Sally....
🫠🤯🤣💀

It has been said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I'm not sure about that, but watching other people do it sure is with the crazy making. 🤯🤦‍♂️🫠

"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.

💖 Oh no! There was a typo! Rin Tin Tin changed the world, and deserves an honorable mention, but Doug will always be #1 💖

Upcoming album · The Double Charming Disaster · Releases on May 16, 2025 · 10 songs

Super excited to see this coming out! And if you aren't, then you need to check it out. Charming Disaster are 🖤the best!🖤
Spotify pre-save: tiny.cc/charmingdouble

For real!!!

Song by ​⁠@veryveryvinny YouTube video by Punkey Doodles

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two cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a computer screen and one of them is saying cerritos strong . ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a computer screen and one of them is saying cerritos strong .

Lower Decks: Cerritos strong! (Tendi, T'Lyn)

Seriously.

The Hunger Games will be starting in April. Like, the reality show Games part of Hunger Games. On Fox, of course (called Extracted). I wish I was joking. Of course, they are not demanding tributes. Yet. But those don't happen until after the failed rebellion, so there is a little time.

January 20, 2025 YouTube video by Hedge Bette

I know, Customers, right? #fantasy

Important PSA!
Remember the 20-20-20-20 rule! After 20 minutes of screen time, shift to a 20 foot stare, and for 20 seconds, contemplate your lost dreams from 20 years ago.

Fab list! Need to save for future reference...

And with that, Joe Biden created a bunch of baby libertarians like that scene when all the gremlins get wet.

Word.

The Ban, clearly and intelligently explained by a nice Minnesota boy.

Just going to put this right here...

19:33 PST - app went dark.

I have to say, David Lynch's death has left me feeling confused and unsettled. And I can't think of a greater homage to the man. 🤔

Oooh... yeah...

This is The Year A Shouldnae Hae Had, thanks for another year of Scots and sunshine. 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 TikTok video by Miss PunnyPennie

Yup, still my favorite poet. (Had to check...)
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What you just watched, my friend, was a beautiful window into The Before Time.

Ah, ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
Les aristocrates à la lanterne
Ah, ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
Les aristocrates, on les pendra

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It’s ok to judge people on their politics, for their political beliefs reflect their morality.

*This!* This is the side quest I am lacking in my life... Would happily assist, whatever errand they need done.