Update - she needs teeth extracted next week! Poor gal, but we were both so brave!!

Taking my cat to the vet includes a long string of saying “you’re so brave!” Am I talking to myself or my cat? The world may never know

I went on a boat today and it was exactly as The Lonely Island (feat. T-Pain) described!!

I’m on hold and the robot keeps telling me, “you are number 1… in line” and that’s keeping me going today

I fell today (I’m fine) and the most embarrassing part is that it scraped off the fake tan on that part of my legs 🥲

My litmus test for if it’s going to be a good day is if I see my neighbors cat in the window when I get home from the gym. The cat is in the window!! It’s going to be a good day!! I’m very scientific

My dorm room in college studying using my 1D fleece blanket… RIP

Green apple HVAC truck

Do they also heal migraines??

It’s Friday!!! Time to pretend I’m Rebecca Black

I’ve been riding in a golf cart for three days straight and finished THREE books! Nothing can stop me (except for the looming anxiety of going back to work tomorrow)!!

I love traveling but my skin and hair are like EW NEW WATER and plot my revenge

A miller lite hates to see me coming (I’m on a golf trip and it’s beautiful weather and I’ll have approximately 2.5 with some Costco granola as a snack)!!

yes and please get extra for me!!

at Costco tonight I heard some women speaking French and I looked in their cart - 4 baguettes!! Why didn’t I think of that!!

I always keep it (and a pen) with me (next to me on the couch, in my purse when I’m out, etc) so it’s in my line of sight! Also, remembering no one will see it so it doesn’t have to be perfect or aesthetic!

6 because I’m going on a golf trip this weekend (I’m sorry if it’s a stinker - I’ve never played it but it’s topical!!)

update - croissant at the pool!! I’m a genius!! who needs cake by the ocean??

and I have half a croissant in my purse I’m saving for later!!

it is SUNNY and I am happy about it!!!

Three legged cat curled up on a pink blanket

and for my first bluesky post, here’s my perfect baby angel Daisy

Hi Sacha! new to bluesky so I hope I'm doing this right - can you add me to the list (seeyoulateralligamer)! :)