A potato growing kit

STOP! POTATO TIME.

“‘Really good dad’ enlists to go bomb families in another country”

IT’S A STRAIT MEANING NARROW WATERWAY NOT STRAIGHT MEANING NOT BENDY FOR THE LOVE OF GODDDDDD

Is this a bit?

Oh no they’re teaching kids to be bilingual, evil :(

Oh no, not legalising drugs and big bazonkers :((

Oh yeah lmao see my previous post

They should replace Churchill with a badger’s face and replace Charlie’s face with a badgers butthole imo

“They’re trying to replace my favourite white supremacist on our bank notes” 😠😭 - liberals, for some reason.

Hi omid do u want picking up in the morning pal

Hi I did put alt on :)

He’s absolutely fucked it

Screenshot from Omid Djalili on Twitter replying to Zack Polanski re the Israeli bombing of a school in Iran: Nothing is proved yet Zack. The fact that you are spreading misinformation is appalling for someone in your position. To date no one has been allowed to see any evidence of casualties or even the site itself. The regime says it's America or Israel. The Americans say they were nowhere near the area. Here's what Iranians inside Iran say: IRGC blew it up themselves to fill it up with dead bodies of children they've kept on ice hidden away in cold storage from the January slaughters to put on display in order to blame their aggressors. The fact that we have not seen the evidence yet is a red flag as we know the regime would have gleefully paraded those images on television and all over the internet. Most probably they were caught on film transferring the bodies hence why there is now a media black out on this story, as well as a full internet blackout. As Iranians we know how this regime operates. We're talking about new levels of evil. So any narrative like the one you are pushing Zack actually supports the regime in their "don't care how many die as long as we

Whew boy, “Iran planted the frozen bodies of dead children in the school and then blew it up themselves” is a fucking HELLL of a take

Screenshot form talksport: Neil Warnock comes out of retirement to manage again aged 77

Can’t imagine he was first choice but let’s see how it works out for the new Ayatollah

“First Squawk” on Twitter: ISRAEL SAYS IT HAS COMPLETED ALL OF ITS OBJECTIVES IN ITS CAMPAIGN AGAINST IRAN

✅ bomb a school.
✅ objectives complete.

Screenshot from super Godzilla, a giant figure of Ali Khamenei in a city, caption reads: go ahead and destroy tel aviv, Ayatollah Khamenei. Make the people happy.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Arriving at court in my sex offender’s outfit to deny the charges of being a sex offender, which I am not, despite my sex offender’s outfit

Screenshot from bbc news: Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using dart frog toxin, UK says

Nice to see a bit of diversity in political assassinations tbh, the car bomb / falling from a height way was getting a bit stale

*the US sends Venezuelan oil to Israel

The concept of having a men’s mental health crisis because you gave someone with a long-documented friendship with a convicted paedophile a job

Liberal rags, for some reason: more 👏🏻 women 👏🏻 sex traffickers 👏🏻

Squid Game was actually reviewed quite favourably in North Korean media for “critiquing the realities of the horrors of capitalism” but yeah okay they shot kids for watching it sure why not, propaganda machine go brrrrrr

Screenshot from Sky News on Twitter “Being mentioned in the Epstein files is not a sign of wrongdoing” 20:08 31/01/26

“Nobody tells us what to write!” latest

My head’s fully gone at the reaction to the maccabi tel aviv ‘fans’ being banned from the villa game. Whys everyone acting like they’re just a nice bunch of lads on an away day? They’re fucking fascist hooligans. WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT GETTING INVOLVED. What the FUCK is going on???

I’m sure the “keep politics out of football” lot will be dead against the government trying to reverse the decision to ban far-right racist riot-inciting football hooligans from the villa game, right? RIGHT?