There is far more chance of a Labrador riding a bike

Is there a more pointless exercise than the Christmas number 1 in the era of streaming? It will be Wham forevermore

The Trash Theory docs are outstanding

Hitler, Stalin (twice), Kruschev, Ayatollah Khomeni, Nixon (also twice) and Putin have all been Time "man of the year". It's not always meant as a badge of honour.

Who in the actual world has sandwiches for breakfast? What is that? Why would anyone say that? Who are these maniacs?

That's a lot of blinking she's doing while she lies

Thankfully it was challenged on the show by both the host and Alastair Campbell. Garage did his usual "oh come on" rubbish

I've written about what dying typically looks like - not as a 'pro' or 'anti' AD piece, but in the spirit of confronting a taboo.

We've lost the easy familiarity with the patterns of dying that existed when death typically occurred in people’s own homes.

Let's talk about it 🙏

@newstatesman.com

But importantly, do they got ju ju eyeball or shoot coca cola

But when the shit goes down...

A collection of Tolkien books with a Samwise Gamgee and Stormtrooper duck in front

Just the tiny #Tolkien corner of my bookshelf. There are other books, but they don't fit in this little nook

Remember every little bit of this, the sheer nail biting energy. What a game

The Jungle Bosch, coming soon on Disney+

The Jungle Bosch.

Today is International Men's Day!

We encourage any men who are struggling with their mental health to reach out for help and support.
Speak to trusted family or friends, talk to your GP or medical professional, or reach out to a helpline ❤️

#InternationalMensDay

Snow this morning in #leicester which meant pretty views and a crazy dog 🐕

Image of Hoggle from The Labyrinth, with caption

Can’t unsee it. Where are they know, Labyrinth edition.

Mr Clumsy in French is Monsieur Maladroit. Used to have the book when I was a kid and loved it more than the English version

Say people who find mayonnaise "a little too punchy"

In a crowded field, woke may now be the single most meaningless word in the modern lexicon. Its usage long ago departed the realm of sanity into some kind of lunatic deepspace.

Forgot I set this up but worth looking at again now. To see if the algorithm works... Interests include
Music
Fitness
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Politics
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Gaming (Playstation)