Non-exhaustive list of my dog’s alternative names:
Professor Barklington, Squrims, Squirminal, Squirmlington, Furry Prince, Lucifer, Dr Stink Breath, The Turdinator, Barky Little Cunt, Lord Snugglesworth, Dick, Stupid Furry Dick, Little Dog, Bin Juice, Yellow Dick.
Turns out I can still pen a hummable tune.
I love SK. I think the reason for the huge amount of shit adaptations is that they usually try to make em scary horror movies and not layered dark dramas. Although, yeah, Thinner is mid on both page and film.
If you want to know the state of my mind at any given time, listen to Gun by John Cale.
I’m really good at arranging strings. But it doesn’t pay the fucking bills. So I don’t. Much.
If I smell like whiskey, it’s cos I’ve got this Old Fashioned scent body rub and not cos I’m day drinking. Unfortunately.
I felt old today when I realised that I am now older than Giles was in the first few seasons of Buffy.
I have 11 guitars and a fuck ton of vodka.
It’s okay. We got Toby Jones as a weasly bureaucrat.
#hijack
Gross fence with a dick drawn into the mould by a high pressure hose.
Today I put the Gerni on the fence and I also created some art.
#banksy
Hijack season 2. This first episode could’ve been done in 5 minutes. Absolute bilge.
Yet, I will persevere. The algorithm has me now.
Also… wine.
Fuck this emoji. 🤗
Exactly right. I don’t see what everyone’s problem is with skinning and eating their enemies. People are so woke these days.
Good choice. It’s horrible. And there’s also an obscene amount of questionable facial hair on display. Like some sort of hirsute uniform for dickheads. Even without the misogyny and racism and homophobia and violence, it’d be a tough watch.
It’s okay. I put on Bone Tomahawk to decompress.
I just watched the Louis Theroux Manosphere doc and now I wanna shower in bleach.
I hate that ‘skip intro’ stuff we have now. Imagine doing that to, say, Neighbours or Dallas or Doctor Who or Kojak or House of Cards (original) or Eastenders or Casualty or Twin Peaks or Cheers or The Flintstones or Happy Days or Bergerac or The Prisoner or Crystal Maze or Mastermind or Miami Vice.
Also, I got the flu real bad.
So I’m watching Black Sails cos it’s all my brain can handle and the theme tune is killer.
When my kid was born and I got no sleep, I was stopped one morning by a woman who told me I was wearing mismatched shoes (one black, one brown).
But it wasn’t out of kindness - it was out of some sort of smug superiority that she was wearing a matching pair that day.
I think about that a lot.
Fuck golf.
Why was The Valeyard not a bigger deal in #drwho ? Jayston, a dark as fuck premise, Baker (the best of the two IMHO) on point.
Whenever I see Ethan Hawke in recent interviews, I think, oh that goatee he has is super cool.
And then I grow one and it makes me look like I should have an ankle bracelet.
Two small white dogs on unmade bed.
In case anyone needs it right now. Here are my two small dogs on a very unmade bed.
Utter wankers.
But they’re my wankers.
IRL: I found Heat tedious. Loved The Keep and Manhunter, though. Unfollow me if you want to.
At least Heat 2 is coming out.
Maybe I’ll release some records this year. Who knows..?
Good strategy. Next time I get a spur of the moment tattoo, I might even get something to that effect inked. #yolo
Repress it. Vile. Even peak Bryan Brown can’t save it.
I’ve been trying to immerse myself in happy media to distract from the world, so I watched Cocktail (1988) with my Dad. And now I wanna fucking stab my eyes out.
The price of eggs, though.