Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo
Chuck Schumer pouting in his I ♥️ ISRAEL t-shirt
an animator’s dream
look at those arcs
Robin with her birthday girl, Lucina ~
A [cmsn] from @seckendorff.bsky.social!
#fireemblem #feh
you should try to understand a post before arguing with it my guy
A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
not now honey im about to cast bamboozle
i block veterans on sight too!
To combat DEI, universities must practice affirmative action for conservative hires.
One of the biggest losers of all time. One for the history books. Incredible.
Carlos Alcaraz Credits Success To Tennis Being Easiest Game In The World ‘All You Do Is Smack A Ball And There’s No Basket Or Tackling Or Anything,’ Says Star Player
Carlos Alcaraz Credits Success To Tennis Being Easiest Game In The World theonion.com/carlos-alcaraz-credits-s...
US President Donald Trump says the US Navy would immediately start blockading the Strait of Hormuz and would also interdict every vessel in international waters that had paid a toll to Iran. https://aje.news/x545rk
We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline
there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes
Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile
Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-base...
I think onions should be in less things because I don't like onions
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing a board game with Blue's little brother. All three are studying the board keenly. Blue: If I go forward, I'll step into a trap. Blue continues studying the board as his little brother picks up another card. Blue: If I go back, I'll take the penalty. Blue frowns in frustration. Blue: Every time I move I take 5 damage. Blue and little blue look at Green, who is still studying the board. Green: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.
Another one: Ninian
Marker drawing!
governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)
This text was from the man himself
Jeopardy question “skinny women can do this for you”
Tom Hanks answering “what is not a damn thing”
A druid tiefling preparing a spell and surrounded by jungle, animal, and fairies.
🌺A druid tiefling preparing spells for the Dungeons & Dragons Player's Handbook! I had so much fun with the little moments~
🌺Art Director: Emi Tanji
The US government is out of control and unaccountable and a necessary component of fixing that aside from internal reform is other governments finding distinct ways to tell us to fuck off, economically and militarily, and removing the leverage the country has built up over the past.
Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys
no one in a position of power, in or out of government, really wants to deal with the fact that we have a demented chief executive, because if they acknowledged that, they'd feel obligated to do something about it and they don't want to risk their own careers or status doing something about it
The Chappell Roan drama is so funny bc she is seemingly being cancelled for eating breakfast alone while a stranger in her vicinity spoke sternly to a celebrity’s child
There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.
actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.
you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides
the nytimes:
