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time for wilson to get his goal against us. #cpfc

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all of the above. go twins! 😁⚾⚾

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FC St. Pauli | Der FC St. Pauli verleiht Peace Prize – Unterstützung… Der FC St. Pauli hat erstmals den „Peace Prize“ verliehen. Mit der Auszeichnung würdigt der Verein Menschen und Initiativen, die sich aktiv für…

Der #FCSP hat erstmals den "Peace Prize" in den USA verliehen. Mit der Auszeichnung würdigen wir Menschen und Initiativen, die sich für Solidarität, Teilhabe und ein respektvolles Miteinander einsetzen. Erster Preisträger: Wes Burdine, Betreiber der "Black Hart of St. Paul" in Minnesota.

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One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

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munoz is back - back #cpfc

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buxton

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Baseball is BACK! 🔥

How many games will the Twins win this week? #twins #minnesota #mntwins

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sticker shock fc

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Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Google map of cars location

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

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nearly had a heart attack 😁😁

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hurts watching ...

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put us out of our misery already .... #cpfc

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bijol to score the winning goal then #cpfc

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🤖 World Baseball Classic 🔁 by Justice delos Santos

Moments like this will last a lifetime ❤️

Team Japan and the Tokyo Dome crowd give a standing ovation to Ondrej Satoria for an inspiring career! 👏

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RT @WBCBaseball: Ondřej Satoria left it all out there for the fans who came to cheer for Team Czechia in Tokyo ❤️

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-ai <search_term> or <search_term> -ai

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this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

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the security guy doing his rounds ... 😹

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had to google that ... 😃

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the away when shirt when playing home ... that's it #cpfc #coyp

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Matt Boldy: USA Fans Erupt as Minnesota Wild’s Matt Boldy Opens Scoring in Olympic Gold Medal Game | NHL News - NHL Matt Boldy after scoring the opening goal for Team USA (Via Getty Images) Matt Boldy delivered the perfect start for Team USA in Sunday's Olympic gold medal

Matt Boldy: USA Fans Erupt as Minnesota Wild’s Matt Boldy Opens Scoring in Olympic Gold Medal Game | NHL News

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Matt Boldy after scoring the opening goal for Team USA (Via Getty Images) Matt Boldy delivered the perfect…

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Golden again! U.S. tops Canada to win 1st men's hockey gold since 'Miracle on Ice' The U.S. won its first Olympic gold in 46 years in a 2-1 overtime thriller over rival Canada. A brilliant performance by U.S. goaltender Connor Hellebuyck saved the Americans' chances.

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The U.S. won its first Olympic gold in 46 years in a 2-1 overtime thriller over rival Canada. A brilliant performance by U.S. goaltender Connor Hellebuyck saved the Americans' chances.

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Gold for Bold(y)!

Congrats to Matt Boldy, Quinn Hughes, and Brock Faber for delivering gold for Team USA!

#OneMN proud.

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New navy blue jerseys officially unveiled

#MNTwins #TwinsBaseball #TwinCitiesSports

2 months ago 6 2 1 0

good to hear from you again and hope we'll come up with a win to welcome you back. 🙏🏼

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there must be an art to this. like u said, every fcking time 😁

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well said!

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Bailey Ober recognizing the situation in Minneapolis, the first MLB player to do so

#MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB

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Me too

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a pitcher once threw an immaculate inning with a single pitch and there is video

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