The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
Question: do mourning doves yell? Because there's one flying around the neighborhood that keeps yelling.
For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote.
A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.
Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!
This.
This is a publisher saying they are better than the books being banned nationwide.
This is them saying that the lives of those who live in the margins don't matter. That kids who live in a diverse world shouldn't experience that in and through literature.
What "readers" do they mean here?
We must carry His spirit. It is time
Yesss! I was so happy when he was cast. I'm pretty hype for the next one.
Yeah, burnout sucks. I'm really digging it, though! And it's funnier than I thought it would be, though the premise of "I don't get your culture at all" from two directions means I should have expected some fun moments.
At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron
We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...
Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.
Get excited.
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Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in
I don't typically get mad at any movies, but: Incident in a Ghostland. The cumulative effect of the first-act twist + lazy ableist & transphobic killer stereotypes + sexual assault + real life safety issues leading to one actress getting her actual face slashed open? Yeah, I was pissed.
This is also reminding me of how good Tadanobu Asano is. There's a scene in ep 4 where his facial expressions are just *chef's kiss.*
I've been thinking about the backlash Marie Kondo got and I think part of it was not just that she was saying "buy less shit" she was explicitly say "only buy what actually makes you happy" and in a nation of conspicuous consumption it pissed people off.
I've been meaning to give it a rewatch for a while now! Romancing the Pod did an episode on it a few months back.
Chairs are often a wrestler's biggest foe.
#AEW
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I love it SO MUCH. Reading Perkins talk about wanting to really focus on the absurdity involved in some tragic deaths made perfect sense.
Your phone will never take a good photo of the moon except for this one rare exception.
Don't forget to leave out some edibles and leave your bong loaded tonight for Cheech and Chong.
Hope the break was good for you!
(Yes, I also love the costuming and set design and scenery, naturally. But I've had a thing for him since "Ringu." I'm so happy he's been getting more recognition in Hollywood.)
Decided to start "Shōgun" since I've been playing Assassin's Creed: Shadows lately. Hiroyuki Sanada just gets finer with age.
Brock Lesnar is retiring to spend more time being a piece of shit
HELL YEAH SHOTZI!!! #ImmortalCF 🤼♂️
69 entrants in the clusterfuck (nice.) #ImmortalCF 🤼♂️
Does anyone know the maximum amount of shirts CPA has worn at once? I'm curious. #ImmortalCF 🤼♂️
I cackled. That whole segment was so good. And then... Nyquil'd.
Jimmy Lloyd again? Pt 2? New pants variant? #ImmortalCF 🤼♂️
