love you Danny, be well my friend

pretty much done with bluesky, love you guys and be good to each other

Wish I could sleep better

MIND = BLOWN

damn, why can't I think up profound shit like ”comparison is the thief of joy”

Sunset from almost the top of the lighthouse. It’s too windy to go to the very top. (I mean I’m sure it’s fine but I tried it earlier and it was too scary)

Wars teach us geography.

stapler remover on my finger stimulating my cats biting me, specifically rio

when i miss my cats while at work

petition to walk around pantsless on sundays

Hell is empty, And all the devils are
here.
- William Shakespeare
The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2

idk if you know this but the cereal called life isn’t very lifelike at all there’s not even any blood in it

an eyelash rests on my pillow i remember we used to softly blow them away and wish upon them like fallen stars i thought only death would part us but i would have never seen you true in all your unveiled mediocre monstrosity and me in all my unraveled raw beauty tearstreaked as another lash falls

Careful out there. Snowflakes are going straight for the eyeballs.

A Scrabble board with a rack of seven E's in the foreground. Hack photoshop by yours truly.

me: you go first

dolphin: oh man you are so fucked

Buyer’s remorse but it’s just the look on my wife’s face when she realised that we can’t afford a divorce.

A little annoyed that every thing I do to get uglier just makes me hotter.

Bring a sack lunch is such a gross way to end any permission slip.

the Oscars would’ve been a lot more fun if there had been the breaking news alert we’ve all been waiting for

Netanyahu spent many of his formative years growing up in Philly and I genuinely don’t know who wants that information publicized less, Netanyahu or Philly

i ignore people who reply to texts with 'k'

i ignore people who use their misery as a tool of spite towards anyone but the source of their misery

Me: *accidentally touches the lip of my coffee mug against the nozzle of the hot water dispenser at work*

My inner germophobe: Well, we had a good run *pushes up sleeves and prepares for absolute chaos*

blocked a guy and now it seems like he's lost interest in me

RUDE

Don't make this weird. Just reach into my fanny pack and, grab the sticky notes and write your land line number with my pengu pen.

The Seek app identifying my neighbor's Weimaraner as a domestic horse

I'm just saying, people who go through the trouble of owning and using a label maker rarely fuck up or lie

Between moods there's a place, I've said too much, and you can't even name it, oh what have I done, okay it's called worry. I know it sounds concerning but you aren't in a mood, take a leak it's an unrest stop

I just know my soulmate is out there, also avoiding his problems

Just because they call them shit posts you don't have to force everyone on the timeline to read about whatever is going on between you and your toilet.

Going on vacation exercises your mind. See new places, have new experiences, try to figure the controls in the rental car and how to work the hotel shower!

Gotta, gotta get up. Get down.
(Okay, now that you're down that's probably it.)