7 up, stop being cowards and put caffeine in your drinks

Neko-sama... Save me Neko-sama

Furries are truly some of our strongest warriors because wtf you mean they're walking around having a parade in the city in this goddamn weather

The best part of talking like a hillbilly is sounding like Baby Billy when I'm mad

If you misbehave in the theater the people in the theater with you should legally get to pull you limb from limb.

The only musical artist I care about is Tomodachi Life Harold

Happy birthday, Ethel Cain. You would have loved Yellowjackets.

If your choice of search engine is ChatGPT or other AI garbage, you are dumb. Full stop.

My understanding of the stock market right now

Watching old clips of animals on talk shows and Conan is the only one who acts like he actually likes animals. Conan is always a king among paupers

If you give me money for my movie I will eat one of my miniatures for you

Wow I love Malignant

The best part of the CT scan is that warm just pissed my pants feeling we all know and love

Eraserhead baby chicken tender. Welcome back, David Lynch

My girl is mediocre in every aspect. She rockin that fuck ass bob though

Kind of love that everyone who goes on Master Chef with a shellfish allergy is just straight up ready to go into anaphylactic shock to win.

I'll never accept you as a Jigsaw apprentice, Logan. You go to hell

Crying just reading excerpts from the Paul Reubens documentary. This is going to destroy me, isn't it?

Impossible to be sad today. It's Brennan Lee Mulligan day

When I go to hell it will take the form of a parking garage

I've read 4 books since I deleted tiktok. My head is about to get to Colin Robinson proportions.

More powerful than monster fucking, The Haar is a book about monster loving. Bonus: people melt.

People crying about Ariana and Ethan and how they can't watch Wicked now would have never survived Elizabeth Taylor's reign of thottery

We used to have so much media, especially media for kids, about how bad animal testing is. Why don't we do that anymore?

Don Bluth.
Save me.
Save me Don Bluth

"This news story was actually distracting you from this!"

Or... perhaps... more than one thing can happen at a time.

Movie pitch: Parent Trap but it is Billy the puppet from Saw and Billy the puppet from Dead Silence trying to resurrect their dead parents and the hijinks along the way.

Lee Know saying "catastrophic" and Changbin rolling his r's been fighting for dominance in my brain since the song dropped