I’d forgotten what it’s like to see election returns and not feel physically ill

Announcing a one-person mission to coin “yall” as a non-region-specific version.

You, too! Let’s have a retired cranky person lunch in the next few weeks!

Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically They just… blocked me. Like I’m some kind of annoyance, rather than the iconoclastic and fascinating truth-teller which I know myself to be.

“Two years ago, Elon Musk bought Twitter. I personally didn’t have a problem with that, because I’m a common sense centrist who nevertheless only writes about how much I agree with reactionary ideas.”

Pitch-perfect satire.

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz, we’ll go first:

Say, NYT, perhaps stick to socks if you insist on wondering aloud how Harris “burned through” $1.5B?

Because what I really need is another social media addiction