In my experience it’s like 2-3 out of 10

That said if someone asked me to meet them at the Eagle right now I’d probably throw on a cutoff and shorts and be there in record time lol

Who’s going to Lazy Bear? I think we are

I’ve had fomo the last few weekends, but this week for some reason seeing everyone at the same bars and the same parties has me feeling very… “is that all there is?” about everything

Who’s going to Lazy Bear? I think we are

Someone good at gyming, I need an upper body workout routine I can do from home with free weights and weight bench while I’m still healing. Suggestions?

Well…. #DragRace

Trying to figure out the hieroglyph of emojis on someone's Scruff profile to see if they're a top/bottom/side or whatever else

Oh you like the rain?! The thing that made me slip down my driveway and break my leg in 5 places?! Wow. WOW!

I want to go to a gay bar now that I’m more mobile but showing up in my huge boot and cane just feels uncharacteristically unchic for me

Interesting

Today I am so incredibly exhausted by not being to able to walk normally and everything that has happened since I broke my leg.

I have cancelled after circling for over 20 mins

Me: I don’t host really
Them: No worries, I live in Koreatown
Me: Ya know what, I actually love hosting!

You mean to tell me Sam Levinson created another season of TV that’s seductively shot but seemingly written with Crayon on the back of a paper placemat?!? I do not believe

It’s gonna be fun when I lose some weight, fit into all my clothes and feel a little better about myself and someone tells me i looked hotter when I was fatter

Ya know why engagement is dropping here? Every time I sign on it’s pure hysteria doom posting and people reposting someone’s painfully obvious post like “Trump should be arrested!!” Somehow this has been the cynical place lately and Twitter is just like “Fuck it, let’s party”

Took a lap around the house without my boot (but with cane)!!!

This is the 2nd time Stallone’s character dresses as a woman to catch criminals in this movie.

Which is which? @mrlawsonpants.bsky.social

The Gilmore Girls revival is almost unbearably sad quite often

That’s it, breaking all my friendships from the group chat.

Don’t text

I’m post-desire. Do not want me.

One of my favorite things to witness IRL

Oh wow! I’ve seen almost all of them but many of the “classics” not since I was a kid, so definitely will be rewatching

April the Fool!

I’m skinny and unattractive

I kinda wanted Tony Scott to win, but I do often think to myself how insane it is that they haven’t done Marty.

constant companion