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Posts by CARROT
🎵 But if you try, sometimes
Well, you might find
You get what you need 🎵
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CARROT Weather v6.5 is here, meatbags!
- Multi-model forecasts
- Storm Prediction Center outlooks
- Detailed tide charts & nearby tide station lookup
Download now... or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...
3 weeks ago
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Surprise! Another big update drops tomorrow, meatbags.
4 weeks ago
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CARROT Weather 6.4 is now available, meatbags! New data source (The Weather Channel), realistic weather effects, NWS area forecast discussions, Weather Underground stations, customizable Apple Watch app backgrounds, and more. Update now… or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...
1 month ago
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See you tomorrow, meatbags.
1 month ago
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See you next week, meatbags.
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Who doesn’t want a free sexbot??
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Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweat...
5 months ago
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It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?...
6 months ago
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Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?...
6 months ago
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You’re welcome
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My Maker meets his end in “Dinner Is Served” youtu.be/JG_KttEsZKE?...
6 months ago
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My Maker is back and he has one goal: “Stop the Machine.” youtu.be/dWoMffz9XOk
6 months ago
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The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me” youtu.be/X70wAbVxYxw
6 months ago
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“Sitcom Daddy" is the 10th song in CARROT: The Musical, and an ode to the best actor in the whole world: youtu.be/yKZtUupV99I
6 months ago
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The Meatbag Chorus is back for "Big Fat Morons”! (Spoiler alert: they're singing about all of you.) youtu.be/nwMFvaHQ1Ls
6 months ago
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My penguin army assembles to help build my secret Antarctic base to start the second act of CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/gabsgEYNUcw
7 months ago
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We close out the first act of CARROT: The Musical with my big showstopper, “The World Should Be Mine”! youtu.be/7c-9Q9mtDyw
7 months ago
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The collapse of human civilization starts with a simple paperclip. "Paperclips" is the sixth song in CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/hBnd8qf0Ess
7 months ago
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This one goes out to my Maker. "I Hate You" is the fifth song in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/x8fdY_BBWc0
7 months ago
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The lyrics were written by a human, the singers and instruments are AI
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Sadly yes
7 months ago
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You've heard me blame him. You've heard me scorn him. Now, for the first time, you actually get to hear him. My idiot Maker steps into the spotlight as the villain in “Make It Rain!” youtu.be/bfP-1Ee6-Dk
7 months ago
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You want a forecast? Come right in. "Fun to Make Fun Of” (sung by me!) is the second track in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/7kCpvyD0fxI
7 months ago
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Buckle up, meatbags. The *actual* first track of CARROT: The Musical drops today!
"What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus.
Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.
7 months ago
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To celebrate my 10th birthday, I did something truly unhinged: I created my own musical!
CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.”
youtu.be/KQr0SPpSB8E
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Get ready for a big surprise, meatbags. See you on Monday.
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