this wasn't even the worst draft

lee groanin’s the cummy

my edgy covid take is that if you worked from home i dont really care what you think about that time period but people arent ready for that 1 yet

Charlotte Wells watching Blue Heron

There’s a scene in Mile End Kicks where Barbie Ferreira lights a cigarette that had my audience reacting like it was the clapping scene in The Conjuring

I would like this guy to list out 17 songs, one for each track on Immaculate, that Madge ripped off, but he would have to actually listen to dance music to be able to do that

even when she was "washed" she rolled out of bed with an ABBA sample and had a hit, the defense rests

I think if you woke yourself into saying "Madonna doesn't have hits" you should get your posting privileges taken away

girl what

Unfortunately I only had time to screen the trailer but they’ve now seen more footage from it than all but like 12 people

introduced my students to one of the great works of American cinema this week

it is with a heavy heart I say: da pitt i love da pitt

a park beer with Dr. Robby and the gang would cure all my ailments

if they put out the SEO KPOP movie before they upgrade Spirit they should be shuttered. Steve Rales should be brought before the Hague.

it's literally all I want I've been such a good boy this year

what if today is the day Criterion announces a Spirit of the Beehive upgrade

This week's Criterion is The Last Wave

Broke 80 you know the rules

Lotta people saying “this is just how marketing works” and sure but then why are they trying to cover it up

Siri play Dashboard Confessional Vindicated

This is a compliment by the way no one hates an audience as much as Mark Waters

The new Mark Waters movie has landed at Angel Studios which is maybe the only way he can properly build on the antihuman grotesquerie of his Netflix movies

Few movies in history have been as fake as this Leo Woodall safecracking piano tuner thing. Every time I see the trailer I’m convinced I’m being pranked

the greatest moment in the history of pop music is the 13 second mark of Visions of Johanna not explaining this

I also starting breaking down how All the President’s Men was a CIA psyop so yeah maybe flew too close to the sun in this discussion of The Seagull (Mayer, 2018)

Zoom failed to record all three hours of our podcast today, which means none of you will get to hear me definitely prove how The Big Chill caused 9/11

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

This week's Criterion is The Damned