Breaking: The Pep Boys are now the Pcp Boys. Do not let them enter your home!

The Pep Boys have chicken now. Come get some while it’s piping hot

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
- Place it in some kind of scientific suspension gel
- Four bungee chords + a wooden frame
- I’ll tell you next week

Great thing about tires - you can fill them up with dirt and grow worms in them

Oh fuck I’m the pep boys