Get Honey to pull you!

Two pairs of water skis sitting on a dirt patch between pine trees and the corner of a building

So. Any one up for some water skis?

He would have to be capable of grief and I am entirely uncertain he is able to have any of those feelings.

Never a Dean fan. Rory's taste in men is, uh, not great.

It looks like it's supposed to be two servings of protein. Perhaps a burger and a rather anemic slice of roast beef?

Did you know you have a lil glowing ghosty in your yard? 😉

I have kids in their 20s and will sometimes say a name I don’t know and their response is almost always “oh no”. As in “oh no I am sorry you have to know who they are”.

Haven't been there in years, shan't return. Because Fuck Target.

It works the same way we can call White Christian Nationalism not Christians. I reject their definition of Christianity as anything close.

It’s Howard!

A baked potato with chicken fries and an extremely delicious cheese sauce on a white plate with a border of varied shades of blue dots.

Testing out my million dollar idea. It went, uh, very well. Need to buy a food truck and make those fat racks.

*stares directly at the camera*

Discovered by accident because mom dropped her egg. Kathy accidentally pulled the wrong container and now she has to reckon with all the hard boiled eggs left behind.

🎯

My sister in law sent eggs for us to dye and then have an egg roll competition. We discovered pre-egg rolling that she did not actually hard boil the eggs. Welp. 🤷‍♀️

It’s so good!

I’m at my parents and everything in that house conspires to make me sleep. It is extremely warm, the cooking smells, everyone else is napping, a small dog is on my lap. Oh. And I accidentally took my evening pills this morning. That may be a large contributor.

She decided to FaceTime the sender. The sender didn’t answer the call and immediately texted “I’m so sorry. I hope this didn’t inconvenience you”. Several other people in the thread have laughed at the responses. Friends, we are being entertained.

She decided to let the sender know and said as much as she would love to go & root for the Hoosiers, it might be awkward since she doesn’t know the sender. The sender responded: “It’s Aunt Ann”.

Months ago, my daughter was incorrectly added to a family text by a complete stranger. She got one text w family pics & never heard more. She just got another one about tickets for the IU/Michigan football game.

Oh man. Been there. Parenting is not for the weak. Fingers crossed that silence and sleep covers your home very soon.

Absolutely! Our terrible Lieutenant Governor here in Indiana started his awful political career with trash moves like this. Run for the board and keep people like him from achieving their political goals.

Thanks, riboflavin!

If your doctor suggests you start taking a B complex vitamin, they should also warn you about a fun little side effect that comes with it.

This is exactly how I feel about Northern Flickers. I’m just stupid over them and I would never change that.

A shot showing the upper right quadrant of a Bradford pear tree about to burst into hellishly stinky bloom

It’s about to be The Air Smells Like Ass Season

He is daring you to try something.

This is the exact thought I had!

For sure he would have some very quotable burns for him

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