This assface lived in NYC which is basically one big bodega

Exactly one year ago today:

PSA: If your guy is attacking the Pope chances are he’s not the good guy in the story

So if we can automatically register people for selective service with no ID issues, why can't we do the same with voting?

Today I learned I can read German

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?

CPAC CROWD: *cheers*

SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

He's afraid of them realizing he was the worst possible choice for Mario

Bischoff is entitled to his opinion. He's wrong. Also, #FuckICE

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Well when you've lost Randy Quaid... ... ... actually I have no idea what this implies but it's not good

Preschooler and three other students detained by ICE, school district leader says The detentions of Columbia Heights students come after weeks of heightened concern and enforcement presence near and on Twin Cities school property.

Yeah, Democrats, I’m pretty sure you can run on “We’re going to abolish the agency that’s snatching up and traumatizing GODDAMN 5-YEAR-OLD LITTLE ANGELS!!!l” and win, you weak-kneed chumps.

www.startribune.com/preschooler-...

Fuck Donald Trump & fuck you too if you support that rotten cocksucker!

Fun to think about how, say, Tim Russert would have reacted to Bill Clinton doing this. Or Jake Tapper if it was any Democrat at all.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that

The Oldest Elected President in History Is Acting His Age Sam Stein and Sonny Bunch take on new reporting on Donald Trump’s health—from repeated cognitive tests and confusing medical disclosures to visible signs of aging and a White House press operation tha...

The oldest elected president is acting his age.
www.thebulwark.com/p/the-oldest...

He’s 83yrs old. He’s retired. And it’s the holidays. And did I say he’s no longer president? This is beyond pathetic.👇

HOME | Trump Kennedy Center

Toby Morton, a 'South Park' alum, bought www.trumpkennedycenter.org months ago on a hunch that the ridiculously vain Donald Trump would rename the Center. Donald’s stupidity is only exceeded by his predictability.

The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting

Chafing

Same

We reached out to numerous trump advisers, senior administration officials, others close to trump and in the Republican elite to grade the trump doj’s handling of the Epstein saga from July to today. All but one said F or F minus

Because that one said “F-minus-minus.”

this just has me thinking about how so much of this government and the movement around it is purely a matter of aesthetics. is there a strategic reason for produce a new warship? maybe. but my hunch is that this is happening because the president thinks it will look cool.

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

All subtlety is out the window this season, I see.

Apart from the fact the leader of the right mocked Reiner, one small difference is that Reiner's day job was making movies that people loved, while Kirk's starting point was creating enemies list of professors to be fired or harassed. These are not the same things.

Dear male White House reporters,

The next time Trump insults one of your female colleagues, if one of you doesn’t interject and say “Excuse me, sir, but fuck you.” God is going to lose his mind.

Regards,

God

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

The President's Affordability Tour begins with a central message: Cheer up. You can easily do without and enjoy it. And it teaches your entitled kids a healthy lesson. Also steel. That's a real need.