I got quarter-zip confused with three quarter-zip and now I look like an Osmond.

My attitude towards meetings is generally “happy to attend, never offended if I’m excluded”

RIP Dave Mason. Traffic is the only boomer band I can still listen to regularly.

Kash Patel seems like a terrible person, but in all honesty I wouldn’t be up at 8 am when the FBI was knocking, either.

Life is about accepting who you are. Like, I’m a cutlet guy. I wish I was a fried chicken guy. But I have to accept that I make great cutlets and mediocre fried chicken.

What a soft tech

Am saved. Turns out Xfinity internet gives you free peacock if you click on 327 buttons in their app. Phew.

Omg the Celtics playoff game is on fucking peacock. I’m going to have an episode.

My favorite iPhone feature is when the screen lights up full blast at 3:00 am to tell you that low power mode is no longer on.

"Kevin Warsh" sounds like my high school teachers in Massachusetts taking attendance and looking for Kevin Walsh.

I stupidly saw John Travolta's "Michael" in the theaters years ago, so I'm out on "Michael" movies.

Space travel is cool and all but I don’t understand why we don’t go all in on deep sea exploration. Think of all the weird fishes and lost stuff and ancient civilizations we’d find. We already know there’s nothing in space, that’s why it’s called space.

Always love a Stranger opener. Jimmy Law does such a nice job with the Weir vocals.

A Red Sox win and Dogs Play Dead tonight? What a lovely Patriot’s Day!

Grail? What’s a holy grail? I’ve been searching for a holy grill for years. Oops.

Today we celebrate the day George Washington bravely confessed to chopping down Thomas Jefferson’s favorite kush plant.

Stop chanting “USA” at Matt Fitzpatrick. It’s really embarrassing and he seems like a nice boy.

Great weekend to walk around Boston in an aluminum foil poncho and try to get free stuff.

I once listened to this podcast and like 20 episodes in the hosts started going on about how bad coffee is and I got the ick so bad I never listened again.

I don’t understand why it’s called bulls and bears in the stock market. They both seem like scary animals. They should have picked something cuddly and lazy like a capybara.

“Disco beat with pew pew sounds” is the best description of modern jamband music (and I love it as a 70s kid)

All farina lovers like oatmeal but not all oatmeal lovers like farina

So it’s a red flag if you say you’re “a good vibes only” person but what do you say if you really are a good vibes only person???

Assuming they have yoga, golf, dive bars and Boston sports in Hungary.

The only lesson that I learned from the election in Hungary is that maybe I should move to Hungary.

Even the phrase “jamband influencer” would get a Guinness dumped on my head. And I’d deserve it.

All my friends love Goose, but they’re way too old and not online enough for me to explain that they played “Kung Foo Fighting” because they needed a “K” song to troll a “jamband influencer”.

I just watched a door dasher drop off a roll of aluminum foil. There’s a bodega one block away.

The whole “industry plant”conversation around Geese and Goose is stupid. It’s called marketing and it only works if people enjoy the product. Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.

It’s always surprising when you run out of relish.