I see you scrolling with them dry ass lips. Ahaha. Don't try to lick them now. Dry ass lip having ass.

Mae Borowski. 20 years old. Harbinger of chaos, among other things.

#NITW #nightinthewoods #BeaSantello

I've tasted 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born...

The knocking life continues to harden with Bea Santello...

#NITW #nightinthewoods #BeaSantello

Me waking up for my 0 hour shift at my unemployed

It’s a hard knock life out there...

#NITW #nightinthewoods #maeborowski

They should invent a new kitchen knife that doesn't whisper things to you

krisposting krisposting krisposting krisposting krisposting krisposting krisposting krisposting

#DELTARUNE #deltarunefanart #deltarune

Mae: [Holding wasp spray] Is this good for wasps? Gregg: No, it kills them.

Greggory Lee. Customer Service Director.

#NITW #nightinthewoods #greggorylee #maeborowski

Why does everyone talk like a weird debate bro now? "Bro you're using Ad Hominem" like yeah dude I really don't like you and I'm being mean.

Mae Borowski. 20 years old. Master debater. Unlocker of ass.

#nitw #nightinthewoods

Mae: omg she's so elegant.....I wonder what she's reading?

I don't care how smart Bea is, you know everyone will do this shit in the free world...

(and hey, it is technically still reading something, Mae...)

#nitw #nightinthewoods

Done :)

A real [FEMBOY] fans never speaks ill of [BEARS]

Angus is only capable of speaking one language and that language is the truth™

(No one remembers where he took this photo)

#nitw #nightinthewoods

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

Frankly idk why Bea keeps blocking Mae when her posts are basically just this:

#nitw #nightinthewoods

Why don't killers hide the bodies in cemeteries?

The kind of shit Angus has to deal with on his Instagram...

#nitw #nightinthewoods

the CIA has been projecting less attractive versions of me onto mirrors in order to demoralize me and minimize my powers but I'm on to them

This is why Bea doesn't follow any of Mae's socials...

#nitw #nightinthewoods

1st pic: I am 16 years old and taking my driving test today! Wish me luck or I will run you over! Later: I failed...

Noelle vs. The Department of Motor Vehicles

#DELTARUNE #deltarunefanart #deltarune

I'm never wrong, I am either correct or lying.

[LOW LEVELS OF ALULA DETECTED]

#OneshotGame #Oneshot #OneshotFanArt

You cannot ragebait me

Times are looking tough, I must return to Nikoposting...

(I'm guessing it would be rude to @khamimo.bsky.social on both platforms so maybe I shouldn't do it :) )

#OneshotGame #Oneshot #OneshotFanArt

The world is full of cruel people...

Guys I don't think Asgore is handling the divorce very well...

#DELTARUNE #deltarunefanart #deltarune

Here lies Birdly. He never scored.

Bervis

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

Trusted sources have told me this was actually the intended end of Chapter 2, but the big media prevented it from happening:

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

NOTICE: Unfortunately, as a result of another exam session, my uploads will be paused entirely from the second half of October up until the first half of November.

Afterwards, uploads should return to their usual schedule. Thank you all very much <33

i wanna kill myself so bad haha

"...anyways, I think Kris is handling the whole "the entire world rests on your shoulders and also you have no control over your own body" thing pretty well :) "

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

Post: My friend's trail cam stopped working. This was the last photo. Comment from user: ...I have a theory

Kris and Susie vs. [TECHNOLOGY]

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

"outfit repeater" you mean wearing my clothes?????? that i own????? bought to wear more than 1 single time ever????

Kris vs The [FASHION INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX]

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE #kerdly

Me staring at the "Incoming Call" knowing fully well it's about to turn into "Missed Call"

I don't even know what to caption this one, honestly...

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

New upload: Best mewing ever

Kris and Susie vs. [CURRENT BEAUTY STANDARDS]

(Also Krusie agenda yada yada top priority you get the drill people....)

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

They were a stfu,syfm,sybau knight. He was a syfm meaning, sybau meaning, stfu meaning prince.

Consider this my late application for the open "King of Kralsei" position, thanks :)

(Can also send in my CV if needed....)

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

Me watching my mom telling my deepest secrets to random relatives just to make them laugh for 5 seconds.

You know that scene with Robert De Niro in Goodfellas? Yeah, that scene, same music and all.

(And you lot know exactly who I mean by "relative"....)

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

I'm not a teenager at all. I'm 50. I work so hard man. It never gets better. Turn back now. Stop the clock. Save yourselves. Skibidi toilet or whatever the fuck you kids say.

Asgore vs. The [YOUTH] of [TODAY]

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

Photo 1: Got cool digital clock from Kris Photo 2: ???

Sans vs. [TIME]

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

Maintaining the [KRUSIE] agenda.....is our top priority....

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE

i Love Paris

Susie does the tourism

#deltarune #deltarunefanart #DELTARUNE