Will do! :)

Boop is losing his mind, taking him to the bush next weekend. No that isn't a euphemism. If we see animals shall I post pictures?

I mean, it's the only headline that matters.

Its friday and i’d like to focus on good news for once, so let’s take a look at some of the patch notes from this week:

• Magpies are now 30% larger and more aggressive

Darling girl if it were not for the poets would gas, in any of its forms, be as hysterical? You are an artist! A FARTIST!

The hills are alive... And filled with people to disappoint.

HAH! I live to make others miserable.

Yeah, you really Jackson Pollocked that description.

Yes, and?

But also on a serious note, I need to lose weight. The puge + the heat are not making for a good combo. If I sweat from my tits or my gunt anymore, Nestle is going to try an annex me.

*cups hands over mouth* AFRICAN COUNTRYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Not in the "study". The hotter it gets, the faster my brain cell shuts down.

The heat in RSA right now... If this is what hell's gonna be like, I'd better renegotiate my contract for a room with an AC.

Barbra doesn't believe Rotton Tomatoes either. Although, Boop does.

Barbra, from accounting doesn't believe you.

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Or pearl jam.

... why?

in the 90s if you didn't have a car, you had to pretend Primus was good to get a ride someplace.

A-nooooooooh. You need a bubble, because we don't want more covidy things to happen to you!

As my therapist says "I'm learning"

This joke would be better if the gifs worked....

Ohhh ohhh hoooooo, Cuno!!

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"floating head" 😂🤣
Isn't this like a goth fitness subculture? Health-goth flagellant something something?

The fact that I can literally visualise this #accurate

It's because of Ivy <3 #wonderfulcreature

It's a good thing you don't see the judgment eyebrows... Because they're numbed with botox and I probably look a bit mad. (Also I am very glad you survived).

You really should give your heart at least 2 weeks after you start "feeling better", because strain on heart muscles because doctors. Lu, you are not allowed to die.