The best time to cancel your NYT subscription was years ago, but the second best time is today
Posts by Dan Tuke
The words "North Carolina," and "Missouri" do not appear in this piece of shit article.
Neither does the word "decade."
"Florida" and "Texas" appear in subordinate clauses, after words like "After Virginia ..." and "Gov. Gavin Newsom of California framed ..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/u...
If we are to quibble, I would argue that fear is the purest form of dumb - a complete rejection of knowledge and reason
lol
You shelled out tens of thousands of dollars for a new Tesla, but you expect me to take you seriously because you also spent five bucks on an anti-Elon bumper sticker? You see how that's worse, right?
Well now I’m just upset.
The Las Vegas mass shooting was a deep state op.
I’d comfortably put it over 90%
oh my god they put a cope cage around the US embassy radar dome
unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can
“Netflix game controller” being the top of the list makes me doubt the list
Been doing my part to bring “de-baathification” into the lexicon rather than lustration - at least in part because Saddam also had two awful idiot sons.
(Letting a child use a bow and arrow without proper supervision is the result of an adult with a serious lack of critical thinking skills)
Straight up reckless endangerment, what if *you* had been outside. Idk to me this is a “if I ever see you shooting that bow again I’ll call the cops, and you should be thankful I’m not doing that right now”.
Saving this for the next time anyone tries to convince me the UK is a global power, its sole raison d’etre is money laundering and transphobia
Thou doth protest too much, I think.
No I’m just saying you look like a bit of a fool just making things up to be hyperbolic on the internet I guess.
I don’t think there is really a debate, cmon the Great Society era was a hall of fame performance. I dunno, I think when weighing “progressive-ness” the main metric should be outcomes.
Found a print in a store sometime many years ago, unfortunately no link to share
Everyone just sort of started saying this at some point but like I don’t know how you could argue with a straight face that Biden was as progressive as LBJ.
The Israelis keep murdering Palestinian Mandela
It literally isn’t lol
Here is the thing - the boycott doesn’t end until they engage in some proper restorative justice. Just saying “oops, teehee, sorry we are actually woke again 😅” doesn’t cut it.
I have a copy of #2 in my kitchen as a fun reminder to not put grease down the drain
Zorhan Mamdani endorses Lindsey Boylan for City Council District three election day April 28
Proud to have the backing of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social in my campaign for City Council District 3! Together we will work to deliver the affordability agenda that New Yorkers have demanded.
Q: Why aren't people feeling better about the economy? Bessent: Well, in their heart of hearts, they feel good. I'm not sure what they're telling the survey people.
Oh they're breaking out the special reserve barrel-aged copium.
The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow.
Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance.
Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.