"i'm the penis dribbler" - my girlfriend

sure

im all alone... i cant trust anyone in this magical girl business... not one person... heh. smiles bitterly. i shoulda figured...

great my one other confidant would rat me out to villains too

she goes in trance once and shes gonna give away all my info and the villains will kidnap me

im just so glad my fellow magical girls trust me and wouldnt give me away in a heartbeat or show information of me being broken to my sworn enemy at the drop of the hat what a strong bunch of girls

cries

in mario 64 there's a luigi
he is kind to me

a girl in a blue and white uniform stands in front of a blackboard ALT: a girl in a blue and white uniform stands in front of a blackboard

AWAWAAAA IM SORRYYYY IM MMMIKURU I GUESSS AWAAAAAAAAAA

wow! she's still lying about not being mikuru...

see! she was a mikuru kinnie all along

you are actually so mikuru coded its insane

HAHAHAHAHA IM THE HARUHI NOW HAHAHAHAHA

a girl with red bunny ears and a red bow on her neck ALT: a girl with red bunny ears and a red bow on her neck

Apologizing immensely,,, I have a confession,,, it's come to my attention that i'm actually less like Haruhi and More like Mikuru and that that title has been deferred,,,,, forgive me,,,,,,,,,,

itll be really peak once she sees trust just another few hours and itll be wild

once she checks her notifs this is gonna be really funny trust me

i forgot my girlfriend has post notifications so i can do stuff like this
hey dog! speak!

at least my guitar class is comparatively normal

why did i take 3 english classes at the same time i have. a research paper. a second research paper. a project. probably a third research paper im forgetting about. i have to FIND SOURCES and WRITE THE PAPERS AND THEYRE ALL EIGHT PAGES LONG EXCEPT THE PROJECT (that one is only 750 words thank god)

~ I could have saved them.
? HOW WOULD YOU HAVE DONE THAT.
~ I am a vampire.
? SO??
~ I could just drain their blood til they're too lightheaded to speak.
? THATS NOT SAVING THEM THATS JUST MAKING THEM UNCONSCIOUS

oh dear god it was both of them

what on earth

i'm somewhat better yeah

something is very wrong with me right now

yeah! there's nothing there! you must be imagining things

looks around to make sure no one can see
hehehehehe i've been planning on joining the villains this whole time hahahahahaHHRHEHEHEHEHEHE

i tame them for the side of heros thank you very much

hey dog! speak!

nope! i have this dog tamed!