I need to go out in sunlight more often 😭

Photo showing a forearm and a leg of the same person. The leg is an entirely different skin tone from the forearm in a very noticeable way.

I put shorts on for the first time since the end of summer and I’m gooped.

I’m two entirely different shades 😭

If I put Dr Pepper in my CPAP machine, do you think I’d wake up feeling good and nice? It’s medicine after all 🤔

Close up of Zohran Mamdani saying “Well, today we're taxing the rich.”

Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:

This time next week, I'll officially be in my Darth Vadar (CPAP) era. May I finally get restful sleep 😵‍💫

Whose dick do I gotta suck at Taco Bell corporate for them to bring back the full sized taco salads? The minis are cute but I yearn for the original.

Peepaw 😌

La transbear from season 5 drag race mini challenge which shows a stuffed animal bear in a white wig with pink highlights, pink eyelashes, and a pink dress

On today’s trans day of visibility we shall not forget this diva

Ah yes, besting your mest 😌

Outside of the Cantina stores, this is the fanciest Taco Bell I’ve seen 👀

Second time in the shop in two months. First the door sensor broke, and now the trunk won’t close. Hopefully this one is a cheaper fix 😭

Also, I need to meet the homosexual behind this Taco Bell playlist. Dua Lipa, 98°, Natasha Bedingfield, AND Kelly Clarkson? There’s no heterosexual explanation for this.

Photo of an interior of a Taco Bell with their new cantina decor. A tray of food is within the focus of the shot

My baby (car) is in the hospital (shop) again, but at least I get to eat at this bougie Taco Bell 😌

Want to fold him into a pretzel so bad. 😫

All I wanna do today is look at fat cocks and play pokopia, but alas — I’m forced to participate in capitalism (work).

An evergreen question.

Look at my precious babies 🥹

Fair question

Not the scraping 🥴

Had a cute lil late lunch date at Halgatteok in Federal Way for Valentine’s Day with my bb @jofig92.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

Photo of the Cirque big top

Photo of the Cirque ECHO mainstage

The annual tradition continues 🎉

Bienvenu à Cirque du Soleil 😌

w/ @orso-xl.bsky.social

good morning! fuck AI

Also, Lady Gaga is now latina. I don’t make the rules (◡‿◡✿)

I can’t fully gather my thoughts right now. Every aspect of that show was intentional. La Casita on the field, the piragua cart, the tíos playing dominos, Ricky Martin singing “Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii”, the power lines, every bandera on the field. Utter perfection.

Gracias por todo, Benito 🥹

‘the only thing more powerful than hate is love’

Photo of a checkout counter from Teavana

I miss her and I want her back 🥺

If I had a nickel for every time I woke up screaming from a nightmare in the past six months, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.