Good morning.

Good that Lesnar is fucking off, but he shouldn't have ever been given the spotlight to do it on his own terms.

City will drop points.

Congratulations to Coldplay for being literally the only band a corrupt group of billionaires can think of.

Fuck off, how about that?

Did he keep asking "Can you tell what it is yet?"

@impq.bsky.social my Randy Newman soundalike is if you try to do an impression of Joey Ramone, it usually turns into a Randy Newman, especially if you try to sing Pet Sematary.

In around 2006 or 2007, shortly after the IMBB turned into the IMOC and Magners became A Thing in England, you couldn't move for people posting "Can I Have A Magners?", which annoyingly, is a good pun.

They're gonna have to run the technology at about 20% capacity if they want Zuck to act authentic.

Suck shit, Viktor Orban.

Genuinely sick of the sight of O'Reilly.

Usually I complain about Chelsea and City both playing in blue, but this Manchester City kit is the most horrific thing I've seen since someone told me to Google blue waffle when I was a teenager.

Something that summed that game up - at the end, someone kicked the ball towards the Bournemouth goal and it trickled to a stop by the time it reached the six yard box. We couldn't even score that.

Arsenal couldn't pass the parcel, let alone a football today.

I'll take credit for that, tbqfhwy

Forgot that Havertz has been on the pitch.

He's an annoying little cunt, Sporting's 97, isn't he?

Black Label Society has just been played in the boozer at the end of my road, wtf

Genuinely pleasantly surprised that common sense has prevailed with Kanye and that his actions have had consequences. Now let us never speak about him again.

Because it worked for Sleep Token and others (Charlie from Busted's new band) are trying to piggyback on whatever's trending on tiktok.

Good article, President and Charlie from Busted just need the piss taken out of them.

Fuck off, actions should have consequences. I hope the money helps you sleep at night.

What in the reverse Mr. Burns' sunblocker are these fucking nerds playing at??

Just stuck on an album by a band I know, that was released on Friday and it's an hour and thirty seven minutes long. Nope.

Right, come on, Arsenal. Into these Matt LeTissier, Rupert Tice, Rishi Sunak bad bastards.

I know we named him in the starting line up but I’m pretty sure Jesus is still in that tomb and he’s not coming out until tomorrow.

I can't help but feel that saying he should rot is some proper gallows humour.

I love a fried pickle. There have been many times when I've been at The Black Heart and I've ordered fried pickles, almost as a party trick to surprise friends with how good they are. And let me tell you, KFC's "frickles" are a sopping-wet disappointment. Bland, flavourless shite.

Bruce will get his bloody theremin out again.

Perfect timeline for me here.

I guess by boycotting Russia, Qatar and America the Italians are the most principled nation in football