It has come to our attention that Blaze and Douglas Fur may be experiencing some job security concerns.

Should they need to find a new home, Dillon is prepared to welcome them with open arms.

The one time you probably should leave out the source lol

LOL HAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOO

So Michael Jordan was golfing and all of a sudden an arm comes out of a hole and grabs him and drags him all the way down into Looney Tunes land and meets Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck

I will see you Friday

Bluesky can’t be supported after a blazer win. We’re too powerful

LMAOOOO what???

I’ll be your dream
I’ll be your wish
I’ll be your fantasy
I’ll be your love
I’ll be your hope
BE EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED

YES! With tic tac shots

Scoot has badly outplayed Wemby tonight

Absolutely unbelievable Timelord game tonight

I need NBC to stop showing Wemby’s injury

He’s been on Fox News, so probably not

This whole Tom Dundon thing reminds me of the time Merritt Paulson bought a round of beers for the Timbers Army at Yankee Stadium only for his credit card to get declined.

And yes I did take 2 beers and ran away laughing

Not to my knowledge. But I could sell them on beautiful north east Portland tho

lol yup! Andrew Cherng (the founder) and his wife are also apart of Dundon’s investment group for the Blazers

I really need the Cherng family to get more involved with the blazers! We could’ve had playoff shirts that said “Trail Blazers 2026 playoffs presented by Panda Express” Goddamnit

He’s not shitty, he’s just poor…

…but also REALLY shitty

Players don’t want to live in OKC but all you ever hear from guys once they get there is how well they’re treated and how professional the org is. When you’re a non-glamour market like that (or Portland) you have to win on that stuff to even have a chance at keeping players.

Lucky!!!

“Waiting” the movie was created by big restaurant chains to get you to tip more so the chefs wouldn’t spit in your food

I’ve done this before too and that was the most adult I’ve ever felt

Season 8 / Episode 6

"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"

Pipe Gate

Spurs do the boom boom clap??

Get the fuck outta here

Why does Jrue play with a clear plastic toothpick in his mouth???

I think it’s really cool actually that the Blazers are giving away sub prime auto loans every time they score 100 points next season