Building a complete car is the next frontier of the fuckery, I wanna build something absolutely bare bones and raw to race and do hill climbs in

I can’t wait to close on the house, I wanna have an English wheel in the living room so I can smoke cigs and watch vhs movies while rolling and fabricating fenders for a 60s style scratch built roadster and also I’m in a bra

I can picture it now

This is an unbelievably niche flex but I need to share

(4 ball was like cannonball but Boston to San Diego)

Jalopnik postmodern thought piece incoming soon I see 🧐

I originally had tickets for a showing closer to NYC but they added more theaters SO DO ITTTTTT the people demand and yearn for speed racer 08

THE SAME? oh god I wouldn’t wish that on anyone 😭

Speed racer is in theaters Monday fyi

Today was this stressful

I needed to pause to suck down two hot reds and a cold one

4 more days to closing on the new place (I hope aaaaaah)

Took everything in me not to make an offer on it, it’s so far gone

RCR meet and absolute tomfoolery today

Insurance trying to absolutely butt fuck me on replacing my furniture from the water pipe bursting back in January

They’re showing me a depreciation value calculated from listings of used furnitures CURRENT used value

Time to fight insurance, americas pass time

Suck my dick ugh

In this instance many of us in this area commute east towards NYC on 80 some people for like a long ass traffic filled commute every day, idk if it’s a bit or in earnest anymore

You get like one or two good driver comments and then a dog pile of the worst people ever arguing driver ethics and etiquette that do not at all make sense

I love the interstate 80 fb page so much everyone is fucking stupid and angry to the point where I feel WAY less bad about the way I maneuver thru traffic

Figure it’s 63 gallons, at 23 mpg that’s 1400ish miles so like 2 months of general daily around town to work and back driving assuming 30ish miles a day

On my new commute that’s only 2.5 weeks of commutes🥲

I AM IN FACT PLAYING THE PUMP LIKE THE STOCK MARKET RAAAAH

This is what they mean in barrels of oil and futures right, it’s filling your cannonball car for the foreseeable future bc it’s looking bad on the horizon? Right? Right guys?

I downloaded the lesbian dating app again just in case something comes of it (nothing ever comes of it it’s a bad time). I am very smart (I am a fucking idiot). I’m doing well (yearning desperately god help me I wanna peel my skin)

🤩👍

That’s so badass

Dropping my impeccable marketplace saves bc I can not wait to move into my new place in like two weeks and HAUL ASS in the van for some of this stuff

Ignore the cars in the mix I just love saving cars on marketplace usually

need to buy more fits like this bc I’m wearing tf out of it

Between this and the 80s clothes the apparent designated vibe is looking like the smell of cigs

Mission successful, brought the single most autistic car to the NYC tuner car meet

NEW REACTION IMAGE JUST DROPPED

i wish both of u good luck and safe travels!

BAHA

He doesn’t know he’s getting driven to manhattan in an hour

How my car looks at me when diesel is $6 a gallon

I thought post ffs I would put in more effort on the makeup front before work every day but imma be so real with you I got even more lazy and don’t even put on eyeliner anymore bc I can just look like a very tired very disheveled strange looking cis woman now