If I were a bear, I’d just eat people for the love of the game. It’s what humans (and by humans I mean Western society) deserve.

Every once in a while I remember the time that I asked for hot sauce at a restaurant in South Dakota and they brought me Heinz 57. Is that why Noem is the way she is?

I wonder about how that could work with a larger point deficit. Like if the losing team draws the foul, does the winning score continue to get away from them?

Definitely, if only because it ruins the excitement! It kills the energy to go to the line right at the end.

Personally I do like the point cap, just because builds that suspense in a different way, but I definitely see the argument for the time limit.

Okay hear me out: no free throws in the fourth. #unrivaled

“I think I know what she looks like based off of her heart” is an absolutely wild thing to say. #loveisblind

If this man says “They’re not making dinner plans, that’s for sure” when a player mouths off to the refs one more time I am watching the rest of the season on mute 😭😭😭 #unrivaled

Imagine being the Vikings owner rn

This is a Holly Rowe fan account

Alabama’s head coach is just Brent Venables in a different font.

The Ed Sheeran jumpscare in GoT is unmatched.

Here’s a free version. It’s well worth reading.

Klein has an outsized opinion of himself if he thinks that he needed to write nonsense whitewashing Kirk’s legacy in order to sit in grief with people who mourned his loss. It’s absurd.

Coates makes Klein look feckless and uninformed.

Holly Rowe has to be so tired. She is the hardest working person in sports broadcasting.

Jillian just referred to the seminal 2000s dance as the “stinky leg.”

Mich #6 totally just punched somebody and we’re all gonna ignore it 😂

The Schooner would be less embarrassing if it was on fire

Lindsay Whalen’s halftime thoughts on Labor Day 💯💯💯

Anyways, I dunno if it’s homophobia or just Dallas media being their typical asshole selves, but Bueckers deserves better and I hope she gets that opportunity sooner rather than later.

I can’t say that people are only watching Dallas because of Paige, but I sure am. I’ve never rooted for a Texas team and don’t plan on starting, but the Wings could have changed that were it not for the way the city treats Bueckers.

It’s not even about winning. Dallas should be celebrating Paige and the incredible rookie season that she’s having, but would rather dismiss her and tear her down. No one should have to rep a city that is constantly shitting on them.

Dallas sports media is missing such an opportunity to rally folks around the Wings by tearing down Paige Bueckers. They could have gained a fresh, committed fan base but instead I’m just hoping Paige goes somewhere that deserves her.

I’m convinced that this is the first time this British announcer has ever watched a softball game, and he’s having a lovely time. #TeamUSA

Y’all this season of Love Island is giving me a headache. I can’t with 90% of these weirdos. And yes I know I’m late to the party 😫

The way I will call the police if Andrew Cuomo runs for president

@pattygasso I will celebrate with you

OK Representative Markwayne Mullin hiding like a lil scaredy cat on January 6.

Markwayne Mullin equating the Statue of Liberty with Air Force One is exactly the kind of “critical thinking” I would expect from this guy.

I have taken longer to decide on dinner than this conclave lasted

How the turntables

I miss Jordy

Mike White has never had a worse weekend.