Tantalizing lunches are irresistible

When someone is sick, it’s a nice to bring them soup.

When someone is healthy, it’s nice to take soup away from them.

Odysseus: Pull the ship over. I hear ladies singing about a meal deal with fries and a drink

Drek to consumer

Seek by iNaturalist as well

This of course assumes both Homer and Marge are homozygous dominant for yellow skin (YY)

Marge
Y Y
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Homer Y │ YY │ YY │
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Y │ YY │ YY │
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I ran the numbers. 100% guaranteed yellow offspring. Bart never stood a chance of being anything but yellow.

an ETC Company

turtle meat recipes

Oh I’m sorry I thought this was Google. (Just kidding. I know it’s not Google 😉)

I’m auro pharming

Say almost nothing and don’t carry anything

A dog is a type of car 🫡

Scientists have discovered the Arc'teryx logo

What color is your brain?

✋🏻Biologist here. It’s a fashion statement.

You’re right. That was an insensitive thing to say. I’m trying to delete it

Sources close to the White House say Donald Trump is emitting a “foul, cheesy smell” and that “it’s going to happen any day.”

Butt weight, there’s more!

The coughing at the beginning of the song is due to accidentally inhaling quinoa

Yeah I hate rice for the same reason

There’s a cube that wears a tie

I hate cereal because it’s an impractical meal. I always end up having to eat multiple pieces of it

Or as the Brits say, “cup’ve”

Time to get with the times. Introducing… Technology

Life is complex enough without all the different fonts.

All fonts should be the same.

Album art by Bob Cato, 1975

The year is 1999 and you’re listening to KLBJ