AI vibecoders are convinced the thing they love using is good for everyone, just because they love the feeling of using it. But when I bring my fleshlight to the office just one time, everyone's tune changes on a dime.
Love to see this shirt labeled as Vintage on Etsy
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.
Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.
Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
There’s a lot of talk about ‘agentic AI’ these days, but there’s only one ‘agent’ I’m interested in:
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)
NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.
I have seen one good example of this plate
[seing something distressing] I'm going to [remembering that posting violent or self-destructive things online has consequences] teleport to waffle house
One of my favorite accent/word combos is New Zealand and Dickhead
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
The military is deploying an experimental super soldier known only as The Animal
Damn dude, are you alright?
Alex logging in today:
#SF6
In an economy anywhere grounded in reality, if you spent 80 billion dollars developing something this useless that died within a few years, you’d be financially destitute. And yet
Edit of a screencap from The Simpsons, replacing the statue of Shelbyville Manhattan with Alex from Street Fighter 6.
Didn’t realize Alex Street Fighter is from Shelbyville.
marc andreessen is the one guy who’s got me thinking that maybe skull shape does have some impact on intelligence
Insane Jeopardy fit
Ugly cone-headed pedophile reptile with zero interior life: I am the good guy of the world.
Mortal Kombat Lenderman
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
Missy ‘Felony’ Felliott
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Elpis at ARK
Shaka, when the walls fell
POV: my phone when I’m forcing my friends to watch a video of some weird old guy eating something gross
Browsing my TTRPG Characters folder
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
Slay the Spire 2 is where hours go to die