This is from some new, seemingly AI-generated, local news site for Cambridge. Tbh the content will probs still be better than Cambridge News/Cambs Live: cambridgetribune.co.uk

I haven't been to Arbury Court for a few days but the redevelopment is looking🔥

bsky.app/profile/matt...

I don't know anything haha

Appérénces Can Be Deceptive In defence of our much-maligned number 9

In my latest UTAS article I wrote about why, despite his shortcomings, we're a better team with Appéré playing. Subscribe to read, don't be a round dodger, etc etc open.substack.com/pub/underthe...

Hopefully this opinion will age like milk, but I'm not a big fan of Lavery up front on his own, think he's much better alongside another striker. We shall see 🖤🧡 #camutd

Keys must be self-aware at this point, surely. If not, this is incredible
www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

Admittedly "massive game" and "against Salford" are not things that belong in the same sentence

This is *the* most exciting time to be a Cambridge United fan. Automatic promotion in our grasp, massive game after massive game against promotion rivals coming up at the Abbey. Even it goes wrong, the worst-case scenario at this point is a play-off campaign. Drink it in, lads. #CamUTD 🧡🖤

Clearly I gave them too much credit thinking they'd get better

They will surely not be quite as bad. Barely feels like they were trying

This is weird. Feels like we've got an extra player on the pitch. Could literally be any score if we keep putting it on them (which I expect we will not). Lovely stuff. #camutd

Pretty boring so far, we've had a bit more control/general attacking intent than them but they've had the chances. Hopefully we're on for one of our usual second half blitzes

Massive 🧡🖤 #camutd

The Youth Of Today United’s youth revival signals a cultural shift – but can it survive success?

Wrote a thing for Under the Abbey Stand about United's young players and the opportunities they may - or may not - get if we're promoted back to League One. If you're a subscriber you can read all about it, here: open.substack.com/pub/underthe... #CamUTD

Cologne

open.spotify.com/track/5g1z0E...

🎵 And suddenly it would seem that it was spring🎵 ☀️🌱

My mistake, it's just three at the back in some weird configuration of players. As you were.

Don't really get why we're four at the back again today, when setting up like this seems to coincide with our worst performances. Think we should just stick with what we're good at at this point. Hey ho, up the U's 🧡🖤

Crawley have reached the "we're stuck with him so might as well make the best of it" stage of Ryan Loft. Poor souls. #CamUTD

(Keane made his professional debut in '97 and never played for us)

AI "no longer confidently says things that are nonsense," the author of this blog contends. So I just asked ChatGPT who the most notable Cambridge United players of all time are, and, well:

'UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe In an interview with Sky News's Ed Conway, Sir Jim says Britain faces profound political, social and economic challenges, among them an unprecedented rise in immigration in recent years.

Ratcliffe is a Brit who lives in Monaco; news.sky.com/story/the-uk...

I'm sure I would not be laughing if this happened but it would also, objectively, be hilarious #camutd

Wonder what it is about Harrogate that inspires us to play like we're drunk? At least it's only 2-1 #camutd

Nvidia's share price hit a record high the day this $100bn 'partnership' with OpenAI was announced

Lovely work from @manchestermill.bsky.social calling out Reach's egregious badging of local democracy reporting scheme stories as 'premium content'. Reach and the other big publishers get LDR stuff for free cos they basically can't be arsed to do their core job and cover council meetings

Hah, Kaikai at left wingback deserves its own 3000 word long read on The Athletic

EIEIEIO 🧡🖤🧡 #camUTD

*15 🙃