we’ve already been in that for the last 4 years with Biden

try having a big weener. deal with constant back pain & when you suggest not wanting that anymore, random women climb out of the sewers to say “don’t change what the lord gave you”. Like sorry Betty, but I didn’t ask to be all ween’d up

Photoshopped album cover reading “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LITTLE SONGS I SING TO MY DOG! 87”

Just me & Liza for the weekend so you know what time it is

Giga Based Dad on X: "Just hangin out https://t.co/UJYyB8J8AA" / X Just hangin out https://t.co/UJYyB8J8AA

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if you only spent 5 minutes in the shoes of a man trying to solve a woman’s problem that she complains about for an hour to you while you listen, you’d see the former part of your statement only puts us as part of the problem every time while somehow erring on the side of doom does not

The real ones called him “Juice” during those gap years. Led the league in rushing during that time. But then he cut two peoples heads off and had to go by the more distinguished name of Jupiter

Gepetto and Pinocchio talk to the Blue Fairy. There's a cybertruck behind them. Blue Fairy: Don't push your luck, old man. This thing'll never be a real car!

Cartoon: When you wish upon an 'x'. :) Enjoy!

logged in after a bit and this is what i’ve seen so far

-someone stating they want sh*tty teriyaki from a mall
-whatever a vampire parrot is
-a picture of a cat not being able to read a poorly drawn “no cats allowed” sign taped to a door

and let me tell you….i’m here to stay

He can't read 😞