So welcome, so inspiring

Trophy with plaque reading FUCK ALL Y'ALL

Hungarian voters to Orbán, Trump & Vance

@aarondurall

yup 🎯

JD Vance sucks

Me seeing the news from Hungary

Bumper sticker: I HOPE THE FETUS YOU SAVE IS A TRANS BARISTA

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i’m not crying you’re crying 🥹

Pastor says he used oral sex to "suck demons" out of men - Queerty This story checks out.

appropriately enough, the pastor is 69

What I shout when I orgasm

Diagonal siding
Williamsport, IN

Making America Groan Again 🇺🇸

Inflation Surges as Effects of the Iran War Show in Prices

those concerns about egg prices around the election seem awful quaint right about now

The president also criticized Marjorie Taylor Greene, the former Georgia congresswoman who was once one of his most vocal supporters but turned on him over foreign policy and his handling of files related to the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Mr. Trump said Ms. Greene was "nasty," describing her as "Marjorie "Traitor' Brown."

it’s a dead giveaway that the worst insult Trump can think to call a person is “brown”

It’s an onion—so many layers. but it’s definitely a polarizer too!

this film absolutely cracked open my skull in a way no other had ever done. a work of singular genius.

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Saw someone say that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.

10/10 No notes.

Thank you, Jennifer!

too kind, Courage! 🙏

you're the sweetest, thank you!

...except... HE'S talking about them.

LOL

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

aw thanks, Doc!

thanks Chuck!

illustration of Taylor and Travis with cats, wedding bells, friendship bracelets

This is the cover of the Tay & Trav book, pubbed by Penguin & hitting stores October 6th 💞

oh! I'm so bad at promotion--this book (that's not part of the series) just went up for preorder, if you know any young Swifties or ageless romantics... thanks in advance for spreading the word, cuz I'm terrible at it 🫶

Just delivered the 3rd of a 4-book deal to my publisher. Most days I feel like a fraud/failure but I'm taking this rare moment when I'm feeling pretty good to share the progress 😜

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Interesting!

I imagine she’ll fly with the Lost Boys at some point.

Big theater fan, big star. I like that it's a very outside-the-box choice. Plus she's got charisma to burn