Right now I can’t read so good don’t send me no more letters no.

Marker drawing of some religious guy.

Sketch on the back of a postcard.

Happy new year friends!

WHY BUILD ROBOTS WHEN WE CAN ANIMATE THE BODIES OF THE DEAD AND FORCE THEM TO LABOUR FOR US?

Every day, at around 3 PM, I'm overcome with the desire to rip a hole open in space time and flee to the cotton candy universe where a 700 foot tall teddy bear would happily murder me.

Welcome to the 1967 Internation stench festival. Painted on a canvas.

I forgot I painted this.

His heart is a Big Mac.
His brain is a Big Mac.
His soul is a Big Mac.
Special sauce is oozing out of his eyes, ears, and mouth.

His head cracked open and a snail crawled out. The snail was angry. "I can't live in that guy's head anymore," the snail said. "All he thinks about his old tv shows and how to cook bacon."

My blood is tired of running through my veins. Every morning when I wake up, I spend an hour convincing it to keep going in circles. "It's important," I say. "Yeah, yeah," my blood replies, then sluggishly chugs along its course.

You can hate being stabbed to death by that serial killer, but you have to admit he really knows how to handle a knife.

Honestly, whenever someone says "Whoever heard of country x?" my first thought is, "Should I go there? What kind of art do they make? What kind of food?"

XavahDah Online Shop Welcome To XavahDah Shop. Royal 👑 Basotho Blankets Home. XavahDah has two meanings: "Look Here" in Southern African vernacular. "Buy Here" in Tsonga language.

All the talk about the country of Lesotho has me doing research. Now I am about thinking about buying a basotho blanket jacket or hoodie.

The skulls of my enemies are still in their heads, for now. But I anticipate a future where the skulls are free and wandering around on their own. Yes, the people are my enemies. The skulls are innocent. I hold no grudge against their skulls.

"Ha ha ha!"

Motherfucker, I am not joking.

Canadians are polite. But when you cross us, we will fill your newly emptied eyesockets with boiling piss. Have a nice day.

Crayons and black paint pen. Sloppy portrait. Man with moustache and little beard. On paper.

A can of Four Loko. 12% alcohol. Fruit punch flavour.

I've never had Four Loko before but I've heard (bad) things. Trying it on vacation seems sensible.

People get kidnapped when some guy pours chloroform on a cloth and holds it to someones face. And I'm like, that sounds nice. Why is that bad? Knock me out and take me away from here.

I have ordered my third IPA and that is when the crazy starts to happen. Also my burger was AMAZING and the fries were AMAZING and also I am drunk. Killer Queen by Queen is now playing in this bar.

In Panama, as in Bolivia, an IPA beer is called an "eepah". Use this information wisely.

It's an IPA beer in a pint glass with Ka Rana Dorada and frog in a suit logo. Natural de Panamá.

Back at La Rana Dorada for beer and burgers.

I buy old weird stamps to actually use on letters. But the stamp store emails me and says, THESE STAMPS ARE RARE AND EXCITING BECAUSE THEY SCREWED UP WHEN THEY MADE THEM. I don't understand collectors excited for botched stamps. I just want weird stamps with dinosaurs and giant blueberries.

get fall down drunk
but fall up
into the sky
and all your drunk friends
watch you float away

look at their faces:
round flat and
expressionless

commemorative plates
sold after midnight
on a forgotten
television station

I keep throwing punches at the stars but no punch ever lands. The night sky is my toughest opponent. But I'm going to keep fighting. Because at dawn it's going to run away, afraid, like it always does.

Does it give you a bother cooper

THE KING SHIT. A man with a turd for a head is sitting on a toilet and holds two staffs, each with a hand giving the middle finger on top.

If your tarot deck doesn't swear, you need a better deck.

Don't be sad. Be psychotic with despair so profound people mistake you for a crater. They worry they'll trip and fall into you. And inside? Nothing but darkness and razors.

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Happy New Year! 🎊

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