Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

bit of #disruptor #entrepreneur news today, was poking through the software behind my dad's pacemaker and discovered it's super inefficient! i dont know how to code so i did a step by step teardown and vibe rebuild using Claude. dad died but could the blockchain help? @why.bsky.team you know Claude?

Fixed the one i fucked up and it works i am the smartest man alive

A typewritten note that reads "Nazi lives don't matter." Its text is inverted to be white and then a number of lightning effects have been layered to give the entire card a primarily pink glow, but with shades of apricot and white leaking in as well. The lower left corner has a star field coming out of it, projected out in an arc toward the center of the card

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

ACAB includes parking enforcement

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

to the DA's credit, that's correct. so maybe i was wrong. maybe this guy is plugged in

on friday i was in court representing my most incompetent client (completely psychotic, not his fault). DA refuses to stipulate that client is incompetent. as i was picking new court dates my client had an outburst and, among other threats to cut my head off, called me a bitch ass weirdo

Meet me in Temecula

To believe otherwise is to subscribe to bourgeois moral relativism

One of my strongest held beliefs is that if you drive slow in the left lane you should actually [parody] yourself

chyron reading Producer: Allen Alter

star of the classic sitcom M*A*N*S*H

Happy birthday to the sex number

Did i kind of fuck up the second one i tried to build yesterday? No comment

Staying indoors today (marijuana berzerker day) for my safety. Suggest you do the same.

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

This Game Made Me a Criminal | InZOI Gameplay YouTube video by OKFAHRENHEIT

going on trial, going to prison, breaking out of prison through the prison hole, and going back to prison again... all because of my duplicitous boyfriend ???

#inzoi #gaming #promosky

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not listening dont care

Cant win em all

just built my own guitar pedal and it works. no one can tell me shit for at least the rest of the day

“We love Leviticus dont we? We do. Nobody really understands it. But i do. No one knows Leviticus better than me.”

He was a short guy in a matte black lifted pick up truck with all of the apocalypse lights on it and wearing a little fanny pack I am certain had a gun in it, please recognize nature’s do not touch signs.

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hellooo I am selling custom painted denim jacket art, can I paint something sick and cool for you to wear? just wondering, limited commissions are open
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#artistsky #artsky #illustration #commissionsopen #painting #fuckICE

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CRIME SIMULATOR was designed specifically to upset me

#gaming #promosky
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theyre outspoken zionists now

FBI director calls out sham friends for whom he only has real pain

429 dollar squire and then if you want swap in PAF clones and call it a day