Woman with blue hair staring past the camera with the caption Me, staring at all of my dildos suction cupped to the shower wall to dry.
Who needs lunch when you're doing a nice spring cleaning of your dildo footlocker.
I look like a haunted Victorian thumb in my photo 😭😭😭
I mean, they are doing a solid job lol. They have a little bit of everything now
Did y'all know that Staples has both Party City AND a discount bins setup? They have the most random shit here lol.
On Wednesday, everything is $4
No, I have to re-apply because I let it lapse in 2013 because of money reasons.
I have to rush to get my passport and I'm really praying that the expedited doesn't take longer than the website says, because I did not know I was going to need it. 😭
Yeah, it really sucks. I get one thing fixed and something new rears its head.
I am on day 15 of my period, and I'm fucking miserable.
I've got an appointment with the Dr next week, and she's sending me for bloodwork beforehand.
I haven't had a period longer than 5 days in my life, and haven't had one longer than 3 days for the last 14 years.
NPR just shared they have talked to a man who no longer drives his pickup because diesel is too expensive, AND has taken up fasting because of high food prices.
But he “trusts Trump” to turn things around.
I can’t even.
It's false spring, baby! We're not guaranteed warm weather consistently until June lol.
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You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.
I got the motherboard and rgb fans. They're both really nice! 😭
He bought me a pro gaming controller to go with everything else. 🥹🥹🥹
I feel so loved right now.
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A blue Mazda cx-50
My new baby 🥰
I had to buy a new car.
I'm very happy with the car that my friend helped me find, but I am very unhappy to have to spend the money. I was hoping for another year or two before having to replace it.
Worst prank ever 😭
I literally have such an amazing friend. He's building me a gaming PC alongside his own so we'll be able to game together.
I can't even begin to explain how well thought out, and so much more than I could imagine it is.
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I cannot wait for May to come.
This year is shaping up to be pretty amazing for me, despite the current world situation.
I get to tick a few bucket list items off, too.
Anybody with IBS-D have any experience with taking Neomycin and Xifaxan?
I'm finally on a regimen of medications and supplements that have me feeling the best I have in a long time.
It's not perfect, but I'll take it
It's silly, but I'm so excited! I'm going to finally have a little vacation for myself at the end of May!
I finally get to go back to the Indiana Dunes! I'll probably also get into Chicago toooooo.
Lol, fair. It's a lot of snow, but the roads are already cleared here
I know y'all are super jealous of this 🤣
Did a super edgy cut today!
I think I'm still gaining weight despite being more active, eating better, and also being just... not hungry at all.
I bought myself a new ring, ordered it in my usual size, and it doesn't fit. Neither does the ring my grandma gave me a couple of months ago that fit when I got it.
Yes, why?
I finally did weird duck season!
I hope to only change for the better/ funnier/ hornier