Got a mate whose kid refuses to eat food any other way. Three meals a day, wrapped up as a burrito. Living the dream. 🌯

Pleased to announce that Novocastrians have passed the test and can now, officially "handle their piss"

Tell them I said gday

Two titans in their respective fields, battling it out.

Not gonna lie that pumpkin had me googling max payload Kei truck

And there better be a Christmas episode every year.

Sportsbet must be furious today about all those bets they incorrectly paid out on Friday.

To add insult to injury they reopened in the Barangaroo casino

Where do I sign up

Should hand them out as you board like the planes do

Knights game over. Can unmute oysta now.

Dagwood dogs now cost $50

One day someone will think to build a small truck that isn't instant driver death in a head on collision.

I heard that Iran is only letting halal oil through the straight of hummus

Yeah that's not far off the mark I reckon

Been using 3 lately. Probably not as good as 1 though.

WW3 will make retirement seem trivial anyhow

Oh no. How far into our 100's are we going to need to keep working?

Thank you. I now feel emboldened to post my wrong opinions even more.

Trying to exit to Morisset. Getting run off the road was a kindness.

My Do Nothing At All diet is finally getting the credit it deserves.

One Hundred Years of Solitude - with a family tree but also name every character almost the same fucken name

I'm just noticing the picture now: what kind of a psychopath eats a maxibon starting from the biscuit end!?

Incorrect

Sydney pools are run by Donkey Kong

It’s one pool swim, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?

Emily, we got out kids knockoff iPods and headphones for Xmas and we have some regrets, despite their clear joy.