I want one SO BAD but every Facebook group about them is just a litany of woes

The US is on the verge of an all-time heat record for March. Yes, it’s climate change. | CNN The impending US heat record is an alarming signal of how hot the planet is getting and how fast it’s happening.

New study finds the current heat wave in the West would be "virtually impossible" without human-caused climate pollution. We're on the verge of breaking an all-time March heat record for the US today/tmrw. www.cnn.com/2026/03/20/w...

BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

BuzzFeed dying after chasing profits into a sinkhole vs. Gawker getting killed for challenging entrenched power is the perfect conclusion to the 2010s content philosophy wars.

Tile sign in Union Square station was missing the last tile for months with the last letters written in black marker on bare wall; somebody added PANTS so the stop is now Union Squarepants. You kind of had to be there tbh

They finally fixed that sign at Union Square

He's Gump, he's Gump
He's kinda square

This is really well done, easily the most caveat emptor IPO I can recall seeing.

Brown spring begins right on schedule next week.

Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

I want 300 words or less, Zitron.

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

It's not called "smoked salmon" it's called lox

A Gorgeous Video Game That’s Also Very Jewish The ‘Eternal Life of Goldman’ is the rare video game to feature a distinctly Jewish protagonist

The Eternal Life of Goldman is one of the most beautiful games of 2026. It's also nice to finally see some video-game representation for people like me: aging Jews with back problems.

For this week's column, I spoke to the director of this stunning platformer: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

as an islanders fan i’m very familiar with team usa’s strategy of simply having the goalie play out of his mind

Jeep Peugeot dealership! The glory of Stellantis

This is from the one where everyone makes fun of Toad for his bathing suit.

Monsters.

Mets fans getting a Bobby V disguise in Citi Field giveaway Promotional giveaways are a treat when you go to the ballpark, like icing on the cake of taking in a Major League game. And increasingly clubs are becoming more and more clever in their homage to form...

My take: this should not be limited to the first 15k fans. I want a whole stadium wearing fake mustaches.

This is a high honor

Feels like this is important @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social news

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Trump’s Fed chair pick argues there is one crucial reason to lower interest rates | CNN Business Fed chair nominees Kevin Warsh has to convince his colleagues — some of whom are still concerned about inflation — that AI-driven productivity is enough for additional rate cuts.

"It’s too soon to conclude AI will boost productivity in a long-lasting way, according to most economists, and some key monetary policymakers have already suggested it may not even warrant lower rates," writes Bryan Mena. | Analysis

Even people on the other app are saying this

The “Fuck ICE” chants have spread all the way across the world to the match in Sydney, Australia tonight. Never seen anything like it

The shocking, rule-breaking new move in pro wrestling: getting specific about politics | CNN Business The viral-video chants of “F**k ICE” from the crowd at an All Elite Wrestling bout earlier this month were the latest, loudest sign of a shift within pro wrestling.

Wrestling has relied on political storylines for as long as there’s been wrestling. But the “Fuck ICE” chants have turned it into something else entirely, and it’s a stark difference between AEW and WWE. W/ @tomscocca.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2026/02/14/b...

he just like us for real

My Grueling Quest To Buy A Switch 2 By Riding Citi Bikes After roughly 495 bike rides and interrupted by a broken foot, I have a Nintendo Switch 2 from riding Citi Bike points. Was that work?

if I were an editor I would have said “sure whatever” if chris pitched me this idea and fallen out of my chair when he came back seven months later with this

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CNN confirms what MSNBC reported live a few hours ago: DOJ is surveilling Dem lawmakers when they go to the DOJ to search unredacted Epstein files.

A nice game of Rummikub. Ain’t nothing wrong with that

I started going to minyan occasionally. Never thought I'd be the sort of person that did that

A tray of colorful drinks on a display stand at CVS that sat “the flu shot” on them

America: where you can sell a random “wellness” drink at CVS, claim it “may” somehow “reinforce” your immune system, and literally call it “The Flu Shot.”

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