you have earned one penis token

(Plucks the gem out of your forehead)

Expedition 33... now that's a game

Okay what if I did the dishes

big wad of stink a stinky wad if you must

Stacktopia (BTW I'm Small as an Oat) | Podcast About List YouTube video by The Funny Channel

probably the most important 10 minutes of audio recorded in the 21st century www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ke...

Horrific discovery which is that I look exactly like Matt Walsh

Accidentally ate tacos on Cinco de Mayo

Buddy you don't have object permanence? You don't know what you're missing

Having some chicken and rice

The amazing thing about posting is that it's completely free and anybody can do it. Even you

I had to do something really stupid today

BREAKING: US Politicians were buying tariff exempt companies before the news like $AAPL Apple.

Take Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene. She bought $AAPL, $AMZN, $DELL, $NKE, and others before the surprise announcement today, buyjng the companies as they fell.

Unusual.

YouTube video frame with a priest next to the text “How to Skip Purgatory” and the title “New Strat Discovered”

new glitchless tech found that involves dying on a specific frame to underflow your z-position and respawn in heaven

In 2013 I signed an email with Stay Trill

Higher gas prices are good because it takes less time to pump 20 dollars worth

Skrillex vindicated as a visionary

I love this video so much. Stop whatever you're doing and watch it right now

everything i eat in a day as a 14 year old uncle

It's the guy looking at the other girl over his shoulder meme. The man looking says "a can of red paint." The girl he's looking at says "an Italian sports car." His girlfriend next to him says "Clifford the big red dog statue"

A peak into my mind

Last night was an eccojam

It's funny to return to the vaporwave I was devouring around 2013. Double nostalgia

Check this shit out www.festoolusa.com/products/exo...

Listening to songs that simulate CTE

Being cynical as a defense mechanism is so out

Plausible deniability for a fart requires at least 2 other people

I have so much money tied up in Webistics

I think everyone currently running things has a fucked up dick